venerdì 7 febbraio 2020

Tutti pronti per un San Valentino Vulcanico?


-- It all starts with Valentines Day. You take her out for a sulphur drink, then come the dycos... the explosions together.

-- And then she starts with the tectonic faults... and wants a safer magmatic conduct. And she talks about pit craters, hornitos... and.. and... HEEELP MEEEE!
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