venerdì 7 febbraio 2020

Tutti pronti per un San Valentino Vulcanico?


-- It all starts with Valentines Day. You take her out for a sulphur drink, then come the dycos... the explosions together.

-- And then she starts with the tectonic faults... and wants a safer magmatic conduct. And she talks about pit craters, hornitos... and.. and... HEEELP MEEEE!
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L'ETNA DEI RICCHI

  DANY (former Minister of Tourism and rich wife of a very rich man): --- HELLO DARLING, IT'S DANY... I THIN YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL AND I WA...

  • SBUMMAX versus NO SBUMMAX
            NOT JUST "VAX" AND "NO VAX".... SOMEONE IS "SBOOMBAX" AND "NO SBOOMBAX"... DEPENDING ON THE ...
  • SEXY RED
      STROMBOLI --- HEY, IT'S NOT NEW YEAR'S EVE... CHANGE THAT RED UNDERWEAR, YOU SHAMELESS! ETNA --- ENVY, HUH?? Eruzione Etna 6 ago...
  • ALLERTA!
      IS IT "ORANGE ALERT" OR "ARANCINO ALERT"???
  • LET'S GO GLAMPING.... CU TO' SORU !
      - I AM DANIELA, I AM A MOTHER, A RICH ONE, AND FULLY PLASTIC-SURGERIED! --- MADAM, MY CRATERS ARE SMALLER THAN YOUR LIPS! - HAVE YOU EVER ...
  • SHE'S A BI**CH, SHE'S A LOVER....
      ETNA 13 AGOSTO 2023 LA CANZONE E' QUESTA QUA:  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ivt_N2Zcts