REMIGRA STO CAxxx

 

ETNA -- Hey, I don't want you to steal other people's job

STROMBOLI -- Is it my fault if you don't want to be a volcano anymore while I still do?

ETNA -- Besides, you are the only one who takes his magma from the African plate

STROMBOLI -- So what?

ETNA -- So... REMIGRATION!

STROMBOLI -- Fine! I will "remigrate" anywhere you like, if you start a super eruption right now... I mean, immediately.

ETNA  .......

STROMBOLI -- So? I'm waiting for it.......

UNA DI NOI

 

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VOLCANOLOGIST: So, we found out something interesting about Mt Etna's origins. In a few words, according to its position ........the kind of material it erupts and how it erupts it... we can say it started as many other..........SMALL SUBMERGED VOLCANOES start!

You are a LOVELY, SMALL VOLCANO that came too much out of the sea!

SMALL VOLCANOES: She's one of us! Yeah! She's a dwarf and one of us ! ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

TANTA NEVE NON FA PRIMAVERA

 

ETNA: oh oh oh, merry christmas

STROMBOLI: it's almost Easter! Maybe you are happy with this eternal snow, but in the meantime Spring time has come!--------Here, swallow, you tell her! She won't believe me.

SWALLOW BIRD: What Spring?! Where? I am going back south, to Morocco, MASH'ALLAH!!!

INVIDIOSO E RISTRETTO

 

STROMBOLI MAKES FUN OF ETNA BECAUSE OF THE CROWD AROUND THE ERUPTION WHICH FORCED TO LEGAL RESTRICTIONS AND FORBIDDEN AREAS.

WELL ... HE SOON REALIZES THAT IF THIS HAPPENS, IT MEANS A HUGE NUMBER OF PEOPLE ARE GOING ON ETNA !!! AND THEY DON'T GO TO SEE HIM!

SO, PLEASE, PEOPLE... GO INVADE STROMBOLI AS WELL! GIVE HIM HIS "RESTRICTIONS" AND HIS CROWDS! MAKE HIM A HAPPY AND "RESTRICTED" VOLCANO !!!.....................(though he already is quite a lot restricted in size!!!!)

POSSEDUTA

 

ETNA --- MY TERRITORY IS DIVIDED AMONG DIFFERENT MUNICIPALITIES. I AM NOT JUST "ONE" VOLCANO AND "ONE" MOUNTAIN... I AM A MIX OF MANY ENTITIES.

STROMBOLI --- VADE RETRO, YOU POSSESSED THING!!!!

TI ESSE O

 

The alert system applied to Mt Etna will now monitor also the danger levels in the event of a summit lava fountains eruption with three levels: zero Fountain Alert, one Fountain Alert, two Fountain Alert.

The opinion of Stromboli is: Oh, at last! They decided to put you under compulsory psychiatric treatment

CI SONO BLOCCHI E BLOCCHI

 

STROMBOLI: did you hear that? a very rich human, today, has blocked a whole city just to celebrate his wedding!

ETNA: so what? If I want, I can block cities, airports and regions by remaining a single and living on bread and onions!

STOP FAKE NEWS! --vignetta 1

 

ANCHE I PICCOLI VULCANI VOGLIONO CONTRIBUIRE A FERMARE LA DIFFUSIONE INCONTROLLATA DELLE FAKE NEWS. Per questo usciranno di tanto in tanto vignette su questo tema. Iniziamo con Stromboli...

ALSO THE LITTLE VOLCANOES WILL FIGHT AGAINST FAKE NEWS ON THE WEB, so sometimes our cartoons will talk about that subject. Stromboli starts now, by dismantling the fake news about him being a "dwarf" ....! Go see what's underwater (he's got a mouth too!)!!!

TU NON SEI NORMALE (O FORSE SI...)

 

ETNA -- DWARFY, YOU ARE NOT NORMAL AT ALL, YOU KNOW THAT?

STROMBOLI SHOWS A BIG SAYING WHICH READS:

SOME HUMANS DO:

Believe in chemtrails, spend life looking for dead people from "sudden strokes",believe vaccinations have killed over 40 mill people, believe in "super tumors",believe in flat Earth, believe their political rivals are all pedophiles, believe Egyptians were aliens, believe that drinking bleach is the best cure, believe the Pope is the devil ....................... they can elect criminals as presidents, can believe it is normal to deport 2 million people, can deny the Shoah, believe Putin is a peace-maker, think judges are terroritst and doctors are killers, think volcanoes erupt because the wind blows, think wars can bring democracy and are "in God's name"..........

ETNA --- DWARFY, I DO APOLOGIZE!

NO RULES

 

YOU KNOW THOSE "GENIUSES" WHO SAY THEY DON'T NEED RULES...THOSE WHO PRIDE THEMSELVES FOR NOT PAYING TAXES, DON'T NEED MEDICAL CARE, DON'T GIVE A SH*** OF SPEED LIMITS... DON'T NEED A GUIDE ON EXCURSIONS....

YES, THOSE WHO GO SWIMMING NO MATTER THE "SHARK ALERT", OR GO TAKE PHOTOS TO HIGH WAVES NOT CARING OF THE WEATHER ALERT...

THESE ONES...

THESE ARE THE ONES WHO, SOMEDAY, FALL INTO RAVINES AND SAY "MOUNTAIN IS DANGEROUS" !!!!!!!

CODICE DI BENVENUTO

 

ETNA: Hey, dwarfy, the humans did it again! They put at the head of the world two guys who are bad and worse! They will dominate and destroy the world.

STROMBOLI: what do you mean by "destroy"?

ETNA: they can come to you and decide to drill all over you... or they come to me and decide to cut all my woods, leaving me naked!

STROMBOLI: bast***!!!

ETNA: No come on... let's be kind anyway. Let's greet them with our special welcome code of the Sicilian hospitality. I'll say "welcome" to Trump.

STROMBOLI: I'll say "welcome" to Musk. At three.... one, two....

THREE!

800A is a code "hiding" a typical word of the Sicilian dialect, not so nice to be honest😜😜, but so perfect for this kind of welcome parade! You can read it as "sooka".

BASTA FACEBOOK .....?

 

STROMBOLI: Open my page again!!

CARTOONIST: It was not your page, it was MINE.

STROMBOLI: But all my followers were there...

CARTOONIST: Well, if they're brave enough to like you they'll follow you everywhere. Don't they like this much quieter Instagram?

STROMBOLI : You don't get it... I MUST have pages and followers everywhere in the world. You should open a Telegram page...

CART. : So to share it with mafia bosses and terrorists? No thanks

STROMB. : Then.......try Tinder? Youp*rn?

CART. : I won't even answer!

STROMB.: Linkedin, Quora... anything... give me some hope!!

CART.: Go on the facebook and open your own page, if you care!

STROMB.: ok, fine. So ... username... password...

ETNA : Have you noticed that I, the real queen-character of that cartoon page, don't say a word???

SFIGHISSIMAAAA !!!!

 

WHEN you look around... and all is calm....everyone is asleep ... so finally it's time FOR YOU, STROMBOLI "THE BEAST", to be the main and only protagonist!

But suddenly ...

There the great Icelandic volcano goes back on eruption again!!

Oh noooo!!! Game over!!!

LE FIGURINE

 

WHEN VOLCANOES PLAY STICKERS WITH THE FACEBOOK COMMENTS PEOPLE LEAVE UNDER SOME ERUPTION PHOTOS.

- "YOU DAMNED VOLCANO"?        - I DON'T HAVE IT    - I DO.

- "STOP BOTHERING WITH ASH?"   - I HAVE IT.          - SO DO I. WHAT ABOUT "PACK

                                                                                                YOUR BAGS AND LEAVE"?

- I HAVE IT DOUBLE!           

- DOES ANYONE HAVE: "IT'S GOD'S 

  PUNISHMENT" OR "SAVE US, LORD"?

- I DON'T.                       - I HAVE THEM. I WILL GIVE THEM TO YOU IF YOU

                                          SWAP WITH "I KNOW YOU USED PHOTOSHOP"!

- DO YOU HAVE "SAME LAVA FOUNTAINS AS YESTERDAY"?

- I DO  .... - SO DO I

- "I HATE YOU"?

- I HAVE IT .... - SO DO I

- "YOU WILL COLLAPSE AND CAUSE TSUNAMI?"

- I HAVE IT .... - NO I DON'T...

SCHIZOFRENIA ERUTTIVA

 

TROPPI CRATERI TUTTI ATTIVI E TUTTI INSIEME... DATTI UNA CALMATA

ETNA -- Here Voragine becomes the highest peak and beats SouthEast Crater... but he replies with a "boom" of ash.... Voragine immediately reacts by increasing tremors... while SouthEast reorganizes, here goes North-East too...   and by surprise Voragine again, and SouthEast must go defending...North-East offside!!!

STROMBOLI -- She speaks to herself, now....what a schizophrenia!

ALLERTA!

 

IS IT "ORANGE ALERT" OR "ARANCINO ALERT"???

TALE E QUALE

 

VABBE' LA NUOVA ERUZIONE INTERNA ALLA VORAGINE, PERO' DAI ... TROPPO SMACCATA L'IMITAZIONE !!!

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OK THE BRAND NEW ERUPTION FROM "VORAGINE CRATER", MISS ETNA, BUT...

IT LOOKS TOO MUCH LIKE STROMBOLI'S ERUPTIONS! 

COME ON, BE ORIGINAL !! YOU CAN DO IT!

VIGNETTISTA POLITICA

 

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STROMBOLI: do not blame the cartoonist, because she makes cartoons about politics! How could she talk about volcanic things if Etna keeps on being asleep?

ME:                Thank you, dear!

STROMBOLI: of course, if she were a good cartoonist she would know that - with Etna asleep, there is such a god as ME to draw about. But she is not a good cartoonist...

ME:            Well, I was planning a cartoon series with Stromboli as main character, but now I believe 

                   Vulcano is the best protagonist, especially for Netflix!

STROMBOLI'S BANNER: GREAT, UNIQUE, FANTASTIC, INCREDIBLE CARTOONIST 

                                              WE ALL WORSHIP!

CHE BRUTTA PAROLA !!!

 

PREMISE:   IT SEEMS THAT, DURING A REUNION WITH THE ITALIAN BISHOPS, POPE FRANCIS SAID SOMETHING LIKE: "No more homosexuals in the seminaries... there is too much of this GAY-THING (in italian FROCIAGGINE) in there"

STROMBOLI: - Pope... come on! It is not like you to say such a bad word! And to people you always made feel welcome!

POPE: - In fact, I did not mean FROCIAGGINE, I did mean... uhm... PROPAGGINE (=offshoot). Seminaries must not be offshoots but original and real things. That is why. I meant that. And offshoot/propaggine is not a bad word, isn't it? You too, you are a PROPAGGINE of something lying underwater...

ETNA: - Yeah, Dwarfy... he is right. You are definitely a PROPAGGINE.

VULCANO: - So much a PROPAGGINE indeed...!

DISAGIO

 

ETNA: --At first they were eruption-maniacs, then came tremor graphic maniacs, now they all are volcanic vortex-rings-maniacs...everyday I feel surrounded by such a big...

STROMBOLI: -- ..... DISEASE!😁