ASH-LO-WEEN

 

ETNA: HAHAHAHAH YOU IDIOTS... DO YOU REALLY NEED TO GET MASKED LIKE THAT, IN ORDER TO SCARE PEOPLE?

STROMBOLI: WELL, WHY GENIUS? HOW DO YOU MAKE PEOPLE AFRAID, USUALLY?

ETNA: THAT'S SO EASY..... (BOOM) ...

PEOPLE: HEEELP!....OH, NOT AGAIN!!!... ASH AGAIN, NOOO!... AARGH!... HELP US, GOD!

ABBALLAMU

 

ETNA DANCING AN ARABIC MUSIC AND MOVING HER FLANKS

PEOPLE - HEY, LISTEN... ENOUGH WITH THIS BELLY-DANCE. CAN'T YOU SEE WE DON'T LIKE IT? .......... WHAT'S THIS STUFF GOT TO DO WITH YOU, ANYWAY? YOU ARE NOT TUNISIAN.

ETNA - OH, I SEE. IT IS A PROBLEM OF PATRIOTIC IDENTITY THEN... WELL, OK

DANCING A SICILIAN TARANTELLA AND STILL MOVING HER FLANKS! (PEOPLE GETTING MAD!)

ET ANCHE NO

 

800 ANNI DALLA MORTE DI SAN FRANCESCO

"PRAISED BE THE LORD, FOR OUR BROTHERS THE VOLCANOES THAT OFFER US DAILY SHOWS .....................WELL, MAYBE THEY BETTER DON'T!" (800th anniversary of St Francis' death)