NOIA VULCANICA - A VOLCANIC BOREDOM

 

IF STROMBOLI IS ASLEEP, THERE IS NO FUN IN ERUPTING, FOR ETNA....

NO ONE TO NEEDLE!

AND NO ONE REALLY CARES OF LITTLE VULCANO WHO MAYBE WOULD LIKE TO ERUPT, AS WELL (BUT ... NOPE!)

TRADIMENTO MULTIPLO

 

AND THEN STROMBOLI REALIZED ETNA WILL NEVER LOVE HIM AS MUCH AS CHE LOVES THE PEOPLE OF GIARRE....!

PANAREA LOVES HIM SO MUCH, but she's just Stromboli's sister!

SARANNO FUMOSI

 

PER VEDERE IL SITO DELL'INGV VEDI A LATO tra i link "amici dei Vulcanetti"

WE ALL ARE ON THE WEB SITE OF THE INGV BOARD (see link on the page)

MAI UNA GIOIA.... povero Stromboli!

 

HE DOES HIS BEST, BUT ETNA WON'T GIVE HIM ANY SATISFACTION

ADDIO FRANCO BATTIATO

 

ETNAZENECA

 

UN VACCINO CI VUOLE!

MEN ARE THE REAL BAD VIRUSES WHO KILL THE NATURE. STOP LEAVING GARBAGE ON THE MOUNTAINS .... OTHERWISE A TERRIBLE VACCINE WILL SWEEP YOU AWAY: "ETNA ZENECA"!!!

SE NON SEI UN VULCANO MEGLIO DI NO

 

-- WHAT DOES THE NEW ISRAELI CRISIS TELL US, DWARF?

-- IF YOU ARE NOT A VOLCANO, IF YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO MAKE THINGS EXPLODE WITHOUT KILLING PEOPLE, YOU BETTER STOP AND GIVE UP!