IF STROMBOLI IS ASLEEP, THERE IS NO FUN IN ERUPTING, FOR ETNA....
NO ONE TO NEEDLE!
AND NO ONE REALLY CARES OF LITTLE VULCANO WHO MAYBE WOULD LIKE TO ERUPT, AS WELL (BUT ... NOPE!)
ETNA: << UHM, LISTEN... ALL THOSE WHO STARTED PRAYING GOD, LAST YEAR, ASKING HIM TO STOP THE DROUGHT, IN SICILY ... WELL...COULD YO...