IF STROMBOLI IS ASLEEP, THERE IS NO FUN IN ERUPTING, FOR ETNA....
NO ONE TO NEEDLE!
AND NO ONE REALLY CARES OF LITTLE VULCANO WHO MAYBE WOULD LIKE TO ERUPT, AS WELL (BUT ... NOPE!)
ME: <<LISTEN, BABY...HURRY UP AND DO SOMETHING, AT LAST! I MUST WRITE ABOUT YOU, FOR MY JOB, AND MUST DRAW CARTOONS ABOUT YOU TOO, B...