IF STROMBOLI IS ASLEEP, THERE IS NO FUN IN ERUPTING, FOR ETNA....
NO ONE TO NEEDLE!
AND NO ONE REALLY CARES OF LITTLE VULCANO WHO MAYBE WOULD LIKE TO ERUPT, AS WELL (BUT ... NOPE!)
L'ETNA DEI RICCHI
DANY (former Minister of Tourism and rich wife of a very rich man): --- HELLO DARLING, IT'S DANY... I THIN YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL AND I WA...
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DANY (former Minister of Tourism and rich wife of a very rich man): --- HELLO DARLING, IT'S DANY... I THIN YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL AND I WA... -
ME: SO, WHAT IS THIS SILENCE, SUDDENLY? .......... DON'T YOU HAVE ANYTHING TO SAY AT ALL? ETNA: ARE YOU SURE YOU REALLY WANT ME TO ... -
L'ETNA E' NEL PIENO DI UNA MEGA ERUZIONE SPETTACOLARE CHE DURA DA SETTIMANE E ATTIRA MIGLIAIA DI TURISTI. E STROMBOLINO, POVERINO.... -
STROMBOLI --- HEY, IT'S NOT NEW YEAR'S EVE... CHANGE THAT RED UNDERWEAR, YOU SHAMELESS! ETNA --- ENVY, HUH?? Eruzione Etna 6 ago...
