IF STROMBOLI IS ASLEEP, THERE IS NO FUN IN ERUPTING, FOR ETNA....
NO ONE TO NEEDLE!
AND NO ONE REALLY CARES OF LITTLE VULCANO WHO MAYBE WOULD LIKE TO ERUPT, AS WELL (BUT ... NOPE!)
STROMBOLI: -- At last, you September tourists! Since Etna's gone back to sleep, now you can enjoy my greatness ! TOURISTS: -- Are...