IF STROMBOLI IS ASLEEP, THERE IS NO FUN IN ERUPTING, FOR ETNA....
NO ONE TO NEEDLE!
AND NO ONE REALLY CARES OF LITTLE VULCANO WHO MAYBE WOULD LIKE TO ERUPT, AS WELL (BUT ... NOPE!)
LIFTING
IT'S NOT BECAUSE I WANT THE ACCESS TO MY TOP PROHIBITED, DURING THE ERUPTIONS, BUT ..... ... HAVING HERE 1000 PEOPLE PER DAY TAKING PH...
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SEASON OF FIRES AGAIN, AND IT IS NOT THE SUN'S FAULT. Etna is planning to make a great eruption so to solve the human problem right aw... -
-- WHAT DOES THE NEW ISRAELI CRISIS TELL US, DWARF? -- IF YOU ARE NOT A VOLCANO, IF YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO MAKE THINGS EXPLODE WITHOUT ... -
- OHMYGOOOOD... HOW CAN YOU LIVE IN SUCH A DANGEROUS PLACE AS A VOLCANOOO? - WELL, ASK HIM HOW CAN HE LIVE IN A STUPID BIG CITY, FULL OF ... -
WHAT ABOUT THE NEW VARIANT? NO, NOT COVID. THE NEW "DWARFY VARIANT" MAKING ETNA LOOK VERY MUCH LIKE STROMBOLI. -
- LET'S FLY TO NEW AND UNKNOWN UNIVERSES! - GOODBYE, GREAT PIERO ANGELA (*) ... THANK YOU FOR CONSIDERING THE "DWARFY" ...