IF STROMBOLI IS ASLEEP, THERE IS NO FUN IN ERUPTING, FOR ETNA....
NO ONE TO NEEDLE!
AND NO ONE REALLY CARES OF LITTLE VULCANO WHO MAYBE WOULD LIKE TO ERUPT, AS WELL (BUT ... NOPE!)
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VOLCANO MARSILI -- I want the Thyrrenian Sea! I need it for my private security!! ETNA -- Did you hear it? STROMBOLI -- Yeah... YUK! he sp... -
NON VOGLIO FARE I NOMI DI QUESTE DUE DISGUSTOSE PERSONE, NON SI MERITANO NESSUNA FAMA, VI BASTI SAPERE CHE - NELLA REALTA' - LE SNOB M... -
WHERE HAVE ALL THOSE BIRTH CONTROL POLICIES GONE? ARE YOU AIMING AT ONE OF THOSE "LARGE FAMILY ECONOMIC PRIZE", PERHAPS....? -
HUMANS? THEY WON'T GO AWAY. NEVER! NO MATTER HOW MUCH ASH YOU THROW, HOW MANY ERUPTION... LOOK AT VESUVIUS! HE DID THE BEST, THE WORST... -
WHAT? THE AFRICAN SAND IS INVADING SICILY...? NO MIGRANTS! WE WANT ITALIAN SAND FIRST. GO ETNA, COVER US ALL !!