IF STROMBOLI IS ASLEEP, THERE IS NO FUN IN ERUPTING, FOR ETNA....
NO ONE TO NEEDLE!
AND NO ONE REALLY CARES OF LITTLE VULCANO WHO MAYBE WOULD LIKE TO ERUPT, AS WELL (BUT ... NOPE!)
LA GUERRA DEI COGLIONI
STROMBOLI: - Are they new volcanoes erupting? ETNA: - No! Same old dick-head humans fighting!
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- HERE IT GOES... A NEW ERUPTION... GO! GO! - YES... YES... COME ON... YEEESS - YAAAAAAAAZZZZZ - NOOOOOOOOUUUUHHHHH!!! (sorry, it was just... -
VESUVIUS SINGS A TYPICAL NEAPOLITAN MAGIC FORMULA AGAINST CAMPI FLEGREI'S BRAND NEW SEISMIC CRISIS! -
THE POLICE ARRESTED A DANGEROUS AND EVIL BOSS WHO USED TO HIDE FROM THE WHOLE WORLD! volcanoes: YEEEH!! YUHUUU!! GREAT !!! AT LAST!!! mar... -
HELLO, I AM THE TRAIL OF A NORMAL AIRLINE PLANE AND I WANTED TO TELL YOU .... ENOUGH WITH THIS RACISM TOWARDS ME!!! I AM NOT A "CHEMT...
