CITTADINANZA ONORARIA DELLA M...........ERAVIGLIA!

 

THE PEOPLE OF GIARRE SAY THANK YOU FOR SO MANY DAYS OF ASH RAIN, 

GIVE MT ETNA THE CITIZENSHIP OF THEIR TOWN AND SEND HER KINDLY TO F*** OFF WHEREVER SHE LIKES TO!

LA RIVOLTA DEI SUPER NANI

 

THE REBELLION OF SUPER DWARFS STARTS WHEN ETNA'S EX SMALL SOUTH EAST CRATER, THE "BABY ONE" BECAME "THE BEAST".... AND NOW IT IS TEACHING "DWARFY STROMBOLI" HOW TO TAKE THE POWER!!!

JUST WRITE DOWN EVERY SINGLE NOTE, BOY!!!

LA VARIANTE

 

WHAT ABOUT THE NEW VARIANT?

NO, NOT COVID.

THE NEW "DWARFY VARIANT" MAKING ETNA LOOK VERY MUCH LIKE STROMBOLI.

BIANCANEVE E IL NANO

 

SNOW IN JUNE.... OR WHITE HAIR BECAUSE OF STRESS?

ASSAGGIAMO L'ACQUA.........

 

JUST TRYING THE WATER'S TEMPERATURE, SINCE IT'S JUST FINISHED EATING... (but what did it eat?)

ETNA BURNING

 

SEASON OF FIRES AGAIN, AND IT IS NOT THE SUN'S FAULT.

Etna is planning to make a great eruption so to solve the human problem right away!

Respect nature!

PSYCHOVULCANO

 

DOCTOR: - tell me as a patient, did this problem start during your childhood? but also tell me, as a volcanologist, will these eruptions stop?

VOLCANOLOGIST: - as a volcanologist I tell you I don't understand it anymore. This is the problem, not my childhood at all. I wish I were a volcano myself so to understand what is happening in the conducts.

STROMBOLI: - look, I am a volcano and I am more confused than you. I feel useless, stupid---- She makes me feel a loser.

VOLC. - She makes me feel unconfident

DOC - She makes me feel asthmatic with all that sand (as Freud said: what the f**)

ETNA : - Well I put into a crisis more than one....

PROUD(=ORGOGLIOSA