L'ETNA DEI RICCHI

 

DANY (former Minister of Tourism and rich wife of a very rich man): --- HELLO DARLING, IT'S DANY... I THIN YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL AND I WANT YOU TO BE MY BRAND NEW SUPER-LUXURY EMPIRE. I WANT TO BUILD HERE ... YOU KNOW... GLAMPING, EXISTENTIAL SPA, BOUTIQUE HOTEL... WHATEVER... SOME 3000 EUROS PER NIGHT, YOU UNDERSTAND?

ETNA  --- OK BUT WHY DON'T YOU TRY WITH STROMBOLI FIRST?

DANY --- WHO... THIS DWARF OVER THERE, WHO HARDLY COMES OUT OF THE FOG? MY BATHROOM IS TWICE AS LARGER!

NO, BABY, I WANT YOU. SO NOW TELL ME, PLEASE, WHERE CAN I START BUILDING MY SUPER-LUXURY STRUCTURES!

ETNA --- OK, WRITE DOWN... THE PLACE IS CALLED <<PERNICANA FAULT>>... VERY NICE, ON MY NORTH FLANK, WITH A VIEW OVER TAORMINA  

DANY --- WOW, GREAT, LET ME WRITE: PER-NI-CA-NA---NORTH...

SILENCE, PLEASE!

 

ME:  SO, WHAT IS THIS SILENCE, SUDDENLY?

.......... DON'T YOU HAVE ANYTHING TO SAY AT ALL?

ETNA: ARE YOU SURE YOU REALLY WANT ME TO "SAY" SOMETHING?

----THINKING ABOUT ALL THE TROUBLE FROM LAST ERUPTION------

ME: UHMMM....NOOOPE!

ETNA: "M'AVA PASSU" (sicilian: I THINK I MISUNDERSTOOD)

INVIDIA DEL PLUME

 

L'ETNA E' NEL PIENO DI UNA MEGA ERUZIONE SPETTACOLARE CHE DURA DA SETTIMANE E ATTIRA MIGLIAIA DI TURISTI.

E STROMBOLINO, POVERINO.............?

E' DALLO PSICANALISTA A CURARE L'INVIDIA PER CIO' CHE LUI NON SA PRODURRE: I MEGA PLUMES (le colonne di cenere giganti) !

ETNA IS IN THE MIDDLE OF A SPECTACULAR MEGA ERUPTION THAT HAS LASTED FOR WEEKS AND ATTRACTS THOUSANDS OF TOURISTS.

AND WHAT ABOUT LITTLE STROMBOLI, POOR THING.............?

HE'S AT THE PSYCHOANALYST'S TO TREAT HIS ENVY FOR WHAT HE CAN'T PRODUCE: THE MEGA PLUMES (giant columns of ash)!

SEXY RED

 

STROMBOLI --- HEY, IT'S NOT NEW YEAR'S EVE... CHANGE THAT RED UNDERWEAR, YOU SHAMELESS!

ETNA --- ENVY, HUH??

Eruzione Etna 6 agosto 2026

Etna eruption aug. 6th