L'ETNA DEI RICCHI

 

DANY (former Minister of Tourism and rich wife of a very rich man): --- HELLO DARLING, IT'S DANY... I THIN YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL AND I WANT YOU TO BE MY BRAND NEW SUPER-LUXURY EMPIRE. I WANT TO BUILD HERE ... YOU KNOW... GLAMPING, EXISTENTIAL SPA, BOUTIQUE HOTEL... WHATEVER... SOME 3000 EUROS PER NIGHT, YOU UNDERSTAND?

ETNA  --- OK BUT WHY DON'T YOU TRY WITH STROMBOLI FIRST?

DANY --- WHO... THIS DWARF OVER THERE, WHO HARDLY COMES OUT OF THE FOG? MY BATHROOM IS TWICE AS LARGER!

NO, BABY, I WANT YOU. SO NOW TELL ME, PLEASE, WHERE CAN I START BUILDING MY SUPER-LUXURY STRUCTURES!

ETNA --- OK, WRITE DOWN... THE PLACE IS CALLED <<PERNICANA FAULT>>... VERY NICE, ON MY NORTH FLANK, WITH A VIEW OVER TAORMINA  

DANY --- WOW, GREAT, LET ME WRITE: PER-NI-CA-NA---NORTH...

LET'S GO GLAMPING.... CU TO' SORU !

 

- I AM DANIELA, I AM A MOTHER, A RICH ONE, AND FULLY PLASTIC-SURGERIED!

--- MADAM, MY CRATERS ARE SMALLER THAN YOUR LIPS!

- HAVE YOU EVER CONSIDERED THE GLAMPING?

--- NO, I DON'T LIKE THESE WEIRD SEX THINGS ...

- WHAT SEX!! IT'S JUST HIGH LEVEL TOURISM. TENT CAMPING FOR RICH PEOPLE, WITH JACUZZI, ROOM SERVICE, WI-FI, SOME THOUSAND EURO PER PERSON...

--- YEAH BUT WHAT ABOUT THAT PARALIZED FINGER...?

- AREN'T YOU SO TIRED OF BEING THE FAVOURITE PLACE OF ALL THOSE POOR HOMELESS DIRTY TOURISTS?

--- HONEY... I BETTER BE THE FAVOURITE PLACE FOR POOR TOURISTS RATHER THAN FOR RICH ONES LIKE YOU. WITH ALL YOUR PLASTICS I WILL BE POLLUTED 100 TIMES MORE THAN BY DIRTY PEOPLE'S SHOES!