domenica 14 maggio 2023

LET'S GO GLAMPING.... CU TO' SORU !

 


- I AM DANIELA, I AM A MOTHER, A RICH ONE, AND FULLY PLASTIC-SURGERIED!
--- MADAM, MY CRATERS ARE SMALLER THAN YOUR LIPS!

- HAVE YOU EVER CONSIDERED THE GLAMPING?
--- NO, I DON'T LIKE THESE WEIRD SEX THINGS ...

- WHAT SEX!! IT'S JUST HIGH LEVEL TOURISM. TENT CAMPING FOR RICH PEOPLE, WITH JACUZZI, ROOM SERVICE, WI-FI, SOME THOUSAND EURO PER PERSON...
--- YEAH BUT WHAT ABOUT THAT PARALIZED FINGER...?

- AREN'T YOU SO TIRED OF BEING THE FAVOURITE PLACE OF ALL THOSE POOR HOMELESS DIRTY TOURISTS?
--- HONEY... I BETTER BE THE FAVOURITE PLACE FOR POOR TOURISTS RATHER THAN FOR RICH ONES LIKE YOU. WITH ALL YOUR PLASTICS I WILL BE POLLUTED 100 TIMES MORE THAN BY DIRTY PEOPLE'S SHOES!

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