FORSE ERA TROPPO POCO

 

ETNA - The psycho president of the USA uses his friend's death to start violence against his political rivals... the nazi Russian dictator attacks everyone and then says it's them who want the war... a holocaus survivor murders 10 times more than his own murderers... the catholic "pro life" wishes gay people die... Novax conspiracists ask for sympathy but they won't give anyone it ....

STROMBOLI - The more I know humans, the more I feel lucky to be born a volcano. What do you think, Grandpa?

VESUVIUS - Guys... I'd always thought it was too much destroying Ercolano and Pompei. But since I see all this sh*t around, perhaps it wasn't much enough!

UOMINI E VULCANI

 

ETNA - So, Italy is that wonderful place where they've been building inside volcanoes for centuries... rejecting anti-seismic policies for decades ... and then, when drama happens, they give all the fault to scientists!

STROMBOLI - Or to volcanoes!

ETNA - Right!

VESUVIUS (neapolitan accent) - Hey, you, don't blame the people. Geology did not exist 300 years ago, and they did not know, while building, that me and Campi Flegrei were such bastard guys!

ETNA - But now they know, and politics don't let the people trust science, and leave them ignorant! Remember... in the 1970s they were planning to build hotels in my caldera....

STROMBOLI - and in the 1980s tourists would camp on the edge of my crater!

VESUVIUS - I know, humans are stupid... but you must live with them.

ETNA - And we want to! But they also must learn how to live with us volcanoes and accept risks.

STROMBOLI - It's either you accept and adapt to this environment, or you go and move to the Vanuatu Islands (- in sicilian- which would be much better!)

I PROMESSI SPOSI

 

YESTERDAY STROMBOLI PRODUCED A STEAM RING...

MEANWHILE, ETNA WAS ALL DRESSED IN WHITE SNOW.

WHICH MEANS THAT ..........?

VANITY FAIR

 

STROMBOLI: - EVERY JULY YOU START WASHING YOUR HAIR IN THE AFTERNOONS, THIS IS SUCH A BAD VANITY !

ETNA: - LOOK WHO'S TALKING, THE RED-EXTENSION GUY...

VULCANO: - CAN I KEEP MY BLOND TUFT, OR IS IT ALSO TOO MUCH?

L'ESERCITO SOMMERSI

ON THE NOTES OF A FAMOUS SUMMER HIT SONG OF 2017 (esercito dei selfie, by Takagi&Ketra) THE SUBMERGED VOLCANOES OF THE THYRRENIAN SEA LET US KNOW THEY WANT TO JOIN THE... PARTY!

SULLE NOTE DI UNA FAMOSA CANZONE DEL 2017, I VULCANI SOMMERSI CI RICORDANO CHE ESISTONO E CHE VORREBBERO TANTO UNIRSI ALLA FESTA.......!

LA NOIA DOPO IL COVID....

 

VACCINES, NO VACCINES, WIZARDS, SCIENTISTS.... HUMANS ALWAYS FIND A REASON FOR FIGHTING AND KILLING THEMSELVES.

WILL THEY DISAPPEAR ...?

THE VOLCANOES ARE WORRIED. WHO WILL THEY BOTHER, IF HUMANS ARE NOT AROUND?

CAPIRE LE DIFFERENZE...

 

ETNA EXPLAINING THE DIFFERENCE OF NOISE BETWEEN A STORM AND A ERUPTION ... STROMBOLI BOTHERING ALL THE TIME ... SINCE HE IS A "SUPER VOLCANO" AND HAS THE RIGHT TO DO SO!

FEMMINA DI SUCCESSO ...... !

 

SOMETIMES SHE IS MORE SUCCESSFUL AT WORK THAN HE IS ....

WELL, MAN .... (SH)IT HAPPENS!

ETNA BURNING

 

SEASON OF FIRES AGAIN, AND IT IS NOT THE SUN'S FAULT.

Etna is planning to make a great eruption so to solve the human problem right away!

Respect nature!

ADDIO FRANCO BATTIATO

 

COVIDDI NON CI NN'E' ... ed ecco perché

 

ENOGH IS ENOUGH! 

AFTER MT ETNA'S CONTINUOUS "COUGHING" OVER THREE MONTHS.... NO MORE COVID, NO MORE VIRUSES OF ANY KIND.  HEAVY - STINKY - BREATH!!! 

STROMBO-VAX 2 LA VENDETTA

 

STROMBOL&STROMBOL VACCINE --- lava+lapilli+sulphur --- WINS IT ALL

PERCHE' C'ERA GIA' STATA UNA PRIMA PUNTATA (QUI)

QUANDO VIVI A PATERNO'....

 

WHEN YOU LIVE IN CATANIA, AND THE VOLCANO ETNA IS IN FRONT OF YOU.

WHEN YOU LIVE ON STROMBOLI ISLAND, AND THE VOLCANO IS OVER YOU.

BUT IF YOU LIVE IN PATERNO'...............!

STROMBOLJAKKUSSON

 

QUANDO UNO STUPIDO VULCANO ISLANDESE CHE DORMIVA DA 800 ANNI , DI COLPO ERUTTA E TI TOGLIE VISIBILITA'.......!

WHEN THE STUPID VOLCANO IN ICELAND WAKES UP AFTER 800 YEARS AND TAKES YOUR PLACE UNDER THE SPOTLIGHT..........! So you look for an icelandic name so bad, in order to be the next star of Volcanoland!

THE ASH DANCE

 

THE MUSIC IS:  "COINCIDANCE"

LINK HERE:   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v5PD5yPwBCE

BONUS BABY CRATERE

 

WHERE HAVE ALL THOSE BIRTH CONTROL POLICIES GONE? ARE YOU AIMING AT ONE OF THOSE "LARGE FAMILY ECONOMIC PRIZE", PERHAPS....?

IL VOLTAGABBANA

 

HA VINTO LEI

 

MI DISPIACE "NANETTO"....

SORRY STROMBOLI, THE REAL "LIGHTHOUSE OF THE MEDITERRANEAN" IS ETNA!

STOMACO IN DISORDINE....?

 

PEPERONATA? FAGIOLI? PASTA 'NCASCIATA? MAH... CERTO CHE DOPO TRE VIOLENTI PAROSSISMI IN MENO DI 6 GIORNI L'ETNA DOVREBBE CAMBIARE DIETA!

Maybe it's time to change your diet, after three violent eruptions in less than 6 days!

FEBBRAIO 2021

PRONTI PER SAN VALENTINO....?