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martedì 27 settembre 2022

PONTE-barra-SULLO STRETTO

 



- WHY DO ALL THESE NEWLY ELECTED PRESIDENTS OF SICILY SWEAR THEY WILL BUILD THE BRIDGE OVER MESSINA STRAIT ... AND THEN WON'T DO IT AT ALL?

- FOR THE SAME REASON WHY I LOVE TO MAKE THE GRAPHICS OF TREMOR GO UP AND DOWN, ALL THE TIME. THEY CALL IT "KEEP A BASE OF FOLLOWERS" FOR THE FUTURE.

- YEAH... SURE! AT MY PLACE, INSTEAD, THEY CALL IT "MAKE A FOOL OF ALL THOSE STUPID CHICKENS WHO BELIEVE IT"

sabato 20 novembre 2021

VULCANO E LE MASCHERINE

 



WHEN THE PRESIDENT OF REGION SICILY DECIDED TO FORCE PEOPLE USING THE MASKS AGAIN IN THE OPEN AIR. NOT FOR COVID, THIS TIME, BUT FOR VULCANO'S SULPHUR GAS COMING OUT MORE AND MORE .... (THOUGH "NO STINK"s STILL DENY IT ALL!)😜😜😜

giovedì 2 settembre 2021

GO WEST, YOU PIONEER !!!

 


MOUNT ETNA IS SLOWLY -- VERY VERY VERY SLOWLY! -- MOVING WEST.

LIKE A PIONEER... SHE MIGHT REACH, IN A FEW MILLION YEARS, THE SICANI MOUNTAINS TOO. 

THEY  DO NOT SEEM HAPPY TO MEET HER, THOUGH....

martedì 8 giugno 2021

ETNA BURNING

 




SEASON OF FIRES AGAIN, AND IT IS NOT THE SUN'S FAULT.

Etna is planning to make a great eruption so to solve the human problem right away!

Respect nature!

venerdì 9 aprile 2021

PRONTI PER LA PROVA COSTUME

 



- OF COURSE THE VOLCANO HAS DEFLATED A LOT. SEE? IT IS MUCH THINNER... ESPECIALLY ON THE FLANKS.

- THAT'S THANKS TO THE PALEO-BIFIDUS DIET, HERE I AM READY FOR THE BEACH AND SWIMMING TOO....

venerdì 7 febbraio 2020

Tutti pronti per un San Valentino Vulcanico?


-- It all starts with Valentines Day. You take her out for a sulphur drink, then come the dycos... the explosions together.

-- And then she starts with the tectonic faults... and wants a safer magmatic conduct. And she talks about pit craters, hornitos... and.. and... HEEELP MEEEE!

FORSE ERA TROPPO POCO

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