A VOLTE I VULCANI SERVONO ANCHE A ISTRUIRE SU TEMI IMPORTANTI, COME LA SCIENZA E - IN QUESTO CASO - I VACCINI.
LE VIGNETTE DI QUESTO TIPO SONO SEGNALATE IN ROSSO.
SE SEI CONTRO... NON LE LEGGERE.
MA SE LE LEGGI, MALE NON TI FA.😁
OK.... THE HEATING SYSTEM WORKS!
NOW, CAN I HAVE A REAL ERUPTION? DO YOU STILL REMEMBER HOW TO DO IT?
WHEN YOU'VE HAD ENOUGH OF BEING A VOLCANO... AND YOU GO TO "PLAN B".
(well, I see you in this role.........)
ELLY SCHLEIN: - NO MORE EXCUSES, NO MORE ESCAPING YOUR RESPONSIBILITY... NOW I AM THE OPPONENT! AND I SAY YOU MUST GIVE ANSWERS TO SICILIANS.
DAMN IT, WILL YOU ERUPT AT LAST ???
ETNA: < I THINK I SHOULD>
STROMBOLI: <THIS ONE IS GOING TO REPLACE ME...>
EVERYTHING (SHE'S GOT IT) ....... TUTTO (LEI CE L'HA)
EVERYWHERE (LIKE PEPPER) ...... DAPPERTUTTO (COME IL PEPE)
ALL AT ONCE (IT MAY ERUPT) ....... ALL'IMPROVVISO (SI METTE A ERUTTARE)
I THINK IT'S A GREAT TIMING, THIS ONE OF THE ITALIAN "TV NEWS" TO ALWAYS ANNOUNCE THE BEGINNING OF MY BRAND NEW ERUPTION.... EXACTLY WHEN IT IS GOING TO END.
- A MALE VOLCANO PRETENDING TO BE A FEMALE MOUNTAIN, A BUNCH OF STINKY MUDS PRETENDING TO BE A VOLCANO, A DWARF WHO WANTS TO RULE THE WORLD, A SMALL ISLAND IN LOVE WITH HER OWN BROTHER ...... IF WE WANT TO SAVE THE CHRISTIAN VALUES OF LIFE, LET'S STOP TOURISM ON VOLCANOES!!!!
- MONSTERS, YOU TOO, HUH ???
HARD TO EXPLAIN THIS CARTOON TO NON ITALIANS. YOU MUST JUST KNOW THAT OUR SILLY POLITICIANS ARE BASING THEIR VOTE CAMPAIGN ON "PEPPA PIG CARTOON", SINCE THEY HAVE NOTHING BETTER OR MORE IMPORTANT TO SPEAK OF!
ETNA AND STROMBOLI ARE VOLCANOES, SO THEY DO BELONG TO NATURE, THEY ARE NATURE. WE SHALL ALWAYS RESPECT THEM, NEVER LEAVE RUBBISH AROUND, NEVER POLLUTE WOODS AND LAVA ROCKS... AND IF WE NEED A GUIDED TOUR, WE SHALL CHOOSE A ECOLOGIC "GREEN" ONE, LIKE:
https://www.go-etna.com/excursions/green-mount-etna-tour-etna-excursion/
IL VULCANO GIAPPONESE Fukutoku-Okanoba RIEMERGE DAL FONDO DEL MARE E PORTA A GALLA NAVI DA GUERRA. MA VUOI METTERE CON QUELLO CHE POTREBBE FAR RIEMERGERE L'ETNA...????
(*) gli errori di grammatica sono voluti, perchè il vulcano giapponese non conosce l'italiano ^_^
THE JAPANESE SUBMERGED VOLCANO Fukutoku-Okanoba ERUPTS LAVA AND 1940s WAR SHIPS. WHAT HAS ETNA MORE THAN THIS?? WELL, SHE MIGHT ERUPT A PHILOSOPHER!
IF YOU HAVE THE "GREEN PASS" YOU CAN GO TO MANY PLACES.
IF YOU HAVE THE "RED PASS" YOU ARE LAVA... ^_^ AND CAN GO ANYWHERE !
NON VOGLIO FARE I NOMI DI QUESTE DUE DISGUSTOSE PERSONE, NON SI MERITANO NESSUNA FAMA, VI BASTI SAPERE CHE - NELLA REALTA' - LE SNOB MILANESI ERANO A SPASSO PER PALERMO E HANNO DERISO E UMILIATO TANTE PERSONE, CON COMMENTI VOLGARI SULLA SITUAZIONE DI POVERTA' DI ALCUNI.
I WON'T TELL MORE ABOUT THIS SAD NEWS. THE TWO IDIOTS DO NOT DESERVE MORE FAME. JUST FOR YOU TO KNOW THAT THE CARTOON TELLS ABOUT TWO WEB INFLUENCERS FROM MILAN WHO CAME TO SICILY JUST TO BULLY, INSULT AND LAUGH ON POOR PEOPLE AND WORKERS. AND ALL OF US SICILIANS - FOR A MOMENT- DREAMT TO BE VOLCANOES AND TO HAVE THE SKILL TO BURN....!!!
THE PEOPLE OF GIARRE SAY THANK YOU FOR SO MANY DAYS OF ASH RAIN,
GIVE MT ETNA THE CITIZENSHIP OF THEIR TOWN AND SEND HER KINDLY TO F*** OFF WHEREVER SHE LIKES TO!
STROMBOLI: -- At last, you September tourists! Since Etna's gone back to sleep, now you can enjoy my greatness ! TOURISTS: -- Are...
