CHE LINGUA LUNGA... COSA ASSAGGERAI?

 

E' UN PO' INDECISA, LA   AIUTATE...?😅😅

🇬🇧 Etna is confused about her dinner... will she "taste" Bronte's pistachios? Prickle-pears' jam in Adrano? Or pasta with wild vegetables as they do it in Biancavilla ?

TU NON SEI NORMALE (O FORSE SI...)

 

ETNA -- DWARFY, YOU ARE NOT NORMAL AT ALL, YOU KNOW THAT?

STROMBOLI SHOWS A BIG SAYING WHICH READS:

SOME HUMANS DO:

Believe in chemtrails, spend life looking for dead people from "sudden strokes",believe vaccinations have killed over 40 mill people, believe in "super tumors",believe in flat Earth, believe their political rivals are all pedophiles, believe Egyptians were aliens, believe that drinking bleach is the best cure, believe the Pope is the devil ....................... they can elect criminals as presidents, can believe it is normal to deport 2 million people, can deny the Shoah, believe Putin is a peace-maker, think judges are terroritst and doctors are killers, think volcanoes erupt because the wind blows, think wars can bring democracy and are "in God's name"..........

ETNA --- DWARFY, I DO APOLOGIZE!

DAZI VULCANICI

 

TRADUZIONE PER CHI NON CAPISCE IL SICILIANO E/O L'ITALIANO TRUMPIANO!!!

ITA

TRUMP  - HEY VULCANA, GUAI A TE SE MANDI LA TUA LURIDA CENERE SULLA MIA BASE DI SIGONELLA. E' PRODOTTO ITALIANO SU TERRITORIO AMERICANO, SE LO FAI TI FACCIO PAGARE UN DAZIO MOLTO SALATO.

ETNA - COMPARE... INNANZI TUTTO, ABBASSA QUEL DITO. POI, SMETTILA DI URLARE CHE NON SIAMO ALLA PESCHERIA. IO LA MIA CENERE LA BUTTO DOVE MI PARE, SE VUOI IL DAZIO TE LO PAGO...............

...........MA TE LO PAGO CON LA MIA MONETA, LE BOMBE VULCANICHE. E SE TI MANDO LA PIU' PICCOLA POI PER TROVARTI DEVONO USARE IL MICROSCOPIO NUCLEARE, PENSA CON LA PIU' GROSSA. CHE DOBBIAMO FARE??

TRUMP - EHM... PENSO CHE TORNERO' NEGLI USA COL PRIMO AEREO. ADDIO, CAPO!

ETNA - BRAVO, TORNATENE ALLA FIERA.

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ENGL

TRUMP --- HEY VOLCANA,  BEWARE IF YOU SEND YOUR FILTHY ASHES TO MY BASE IN SIGONELLA. IT IS AN ITALIAN PRODUCT ON AMERICAN TERRITORY, IF YOU DO THAT I WILL MAKE YOU PAY A VERY HEAVY DUTY.

ETNA --- WELL, MATE ... FIRST OF ALL, LOW THAT FINGER DOWN. THEN, STOP SCREAMING SINCE WE ARE NOT AT THE FISH MARKET. I WILL THROW MY ASHES WHEREVER I WANT, IF I MUST PAY THE DUTY I WILL PAY ...............

...........BUT I WILL USE MY OWN CURRENCY, THAT IS... THE VOLCANIC BOMBS. AND IF I THROW THE SMALLEST ONE ON YOUR HEAD THEN THEY'LL HAVE TO USE THE NUCLEAR MICROSCOPE TO FIND YOU, GO FIGURE WHAT HAPPENS WITH THE BIGGER ONE.  SO??? WHAT SHOULD WE DO??

TRUMP - UH... I THINK I'LL GO BACK TO THE USA ON THE FIRST PLANE. GOODBYE, BOSS!

ETNA - GOOD BOY, GO BACK TO THE FAIR.