sabato 22 gennaio 2022

BENVENUTO, PRESIDENTE!

 


- YOU KNOW ITALIANS WILL SOON ELECT THEIR NEW PRESIDENT.

- WHAT? WITHOUT ME? WHAT ABOUT MY "FULL POWER"? WHAT ABOUT MY DOMINION ON HUMANS? I WANT TO BE THEIR PRESIDENT.

- WELL, DWARFY, THIS IS IMPOSSIBLE.

- WHY??

- BECAUSE THE ITALIAN PRESIDENT "GOES UP THE HILL", WHILE YOU "ARE JUST " A HILL!

L'ETNA DEI RICCHI

  DANY (former Minister of Tourism and rich wife of a very rich man): --- HELLO DARLING, IT'S DANY... I THIN YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL AND I WA...