sabato 22 gennaio 2022

BENVENUTO, PRESIDENTE!

 


- YOU KNOW ITALIANS WILL SOON ELECT THEIR NEW PRESIDENT.

- WHAT? WITHOUT ME? WHAT ABOUT MY "FULL POWER"? WHAT ABOUT MY DOMINION ON HUMANS? I WANT TO BE THEIR PRESIDENT.

- WELL, DWARFY, THIS IS IMPOSSIBLE.

- WHY??

- BECAUSE THE ITALIAN PRESIDENT "GOES UP THE HILL", WHILE YOU "ARE JUST " A HILL!

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lunedì 17 gennaio 2022

IL VULCANO BUNGA BUNGA

 


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sabato 15 gennaio 2022

MARSILI, NON CI PROVARE

 


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lunedì 10 gennaio 2022

MA E' NEVE O FARINA?

 



-  WHEN DID THE FLOUR BOX EXPLODE... ?

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domenica 2 gennaio 2022

(E)RUTTARE PALLIDO E ASSORTO


 -  DO YOU ERUPT?

- NO, BUT I'LL MAKE YOU BURP!

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