TRUCIDOOOO

 

POLITICALLY (S)CORRECT

 

STROMBOLI: it is your fault. You never erupt, you sleep all the time and cartoonist don't know what to talk about, in their cartoon. (though there is me who could be enough)

ETNA : nonsense! there are so many things you can make a cartoon about. Like.. the movement of the tremor graphs?

STROMBOLI: naaah... they could think the waves of the graph indicate the "like index" of the political parties. ETNA: the color of my debris clouds? STR: nope, because if they are black you may sound racist, if they are red you could be a communist!

E: the cartoon could tell about me being the most active she-volcano.

S: no, you will be compared to Giorgia Meloni

E: me being the most active mr volcano?

S: mister, miss... omosex... people don't like this subject

E: me stealing the scene to you smaller volcanoes?

S: no way at all! stealing reminds of some facts connected to others that...

VESUVIUS: well, the cartoon could be about me. While you chat about nothing, me and the Campi Flegrei are having quite fun! Though we are a minority population, we...

ETNA AND STROMBOLI: oh, shut up! you said "minority"?? don't say that, or they will think this is a political cartoon!!!

SHE'S A BI**CH, SHE'S A LOVER....

 

ETNA 13 AGOSTO 2023

LA CANZONE E' QUESTA QUA: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ivt_N2Zcts

BIANCA-ETNA E I 700 NANI

 

THREE MORE SUBMERGED VOLCANOES HAVE BEEN DISCOVERED OFF THE SOUTHERN COAST OF SICILY !!! They join  9 volcanoes already recorded in the seabed around the island in past years.

ETNA: -- I FEEL SO MUCH LIKE "SNOW WHITE" THESE DAYS...

(of course the volcanoes' names have been changed so to sound like the Seven Dwarves ones!)