STROMBOLI: it is your fault. You never erupt, you sleep all the time and cartoonist don't know what to talk about, in their cartoon. (though there is me who could be enough)
ETNA : nonsense! there are so many things you can make a cartoon about. Like.. the movement of the tremor graphs?
STROMBOLI: naaah... they could think the waves of the graph indicate the "like index" of the political parties. ETNA: the color of my debris clouds? STR: nope, because if they are black you may sound racist, if they are red you could be a communist!
E: the cartoon could tell about me being the most active she-volcano.
S: no, you will be compared to Giorgia Meloni
E: me being the most active mr volcano?
S: mister, miss... omosex... people don't like this subject
E: me stealing the scene to you smaller volcanoes?
S: no way at all! stealing reminds of some facts connected to others that...
VESUVIUS: well, the cartoon could be about me. While you chat about nothing, me and the Campi Flegrei are having quite fun! Though we are a minority population, we...
ETNA AND STROMBOLI: oh, shut up! you said "minority"?? don't say that, or they will think this is a political cartoon!!!
