STROMBOLI: did you hear that? a very rich human, today, has blocked a whole city just to celebrate his wedding!
ETNA: so what? If I want, I can block cities, airports and regions by remaining a single and living on bread and onions!
ST HELENS - ALL THESE STUPID EUROPEAN VOLCANOES SHALL BE EXTINCT VERY SOON KAMCHATCKA VOLCANOES - DAH, DAH, THE VOLCANOES OF THE YEUROPE...