ETNACHEMICAL

 

ITALIAN SINGER ROSA CHEMICAL LOVES ETNA BECAUSE IT IS JUST LIKE HIM ... BOTH A "HE" (VOLCANO) AND ALSO A "SHE" (MOUNTAIN). 

ETNA IS FLATTERED AND LIKES IT ALL... BUT, PLEASE, DO NOT KISS HIM/HER !!!

RINGIOVANITO

 

PARE CHE IL SISTEMA MAGMATICO DI STROMBOLI STIA ... RINGIOVANENDO SEMPRE PIU' !

IS SEEMS STROMBOLI'S MAGMA SYSTEM IS REJUVENATING MORE AND MORE IN YEARS...!!

STAI CAMBIANDO LOOK?

 

IT SEEMS ETNA IS TRYING A NEW "HAIRCUT"... ANYTHING TO SAY?

GREEN "PUZZ" PER TUTTI

 

VULCANO E LE MASCHERINE

 

WHEN THE PRESIDENT OF REGION SICILY DECIDED TO FORCE PEOPLE USING THE MASKS AGAIN IN THE OPEN AIR. NOT FOR COVID, THIS TIME, BUT FOR VULCANO'S SULPHUR GAS COMING OUT MORE AND MORE .... (THOUGH "NO STINK"s STILL DENY IT ALL!)😜😜😜

ETNA, PARTONO I "GREEN TOUR"

 

NON è MALE FARE UN PO' DI PUBBLICITA' .... SE E' UNA COSA BELLA.

I VULCANETTI SONO SEMPRE DALLA PARTE DEL VERDE, PERCHE' LORO SONO VERDE. E COME TALI VANNO RISPETTATI SEMPRE.

IMPARIAMO A NON SPORCARE.

IMPARIAMO A PORTARE SEMPRE CON NOI SACCHETTI DELLA SPAZZATURA PER RACCOGLIERE QUEL CHE NON DOBBIAMO MAI LASCIARE NEL BOSCO.

E SE DOBBIAMO FARE UNA VISITA GUIDATA.... FACCIAMOLA CON

I MEZZI ECOLOGICI ADEGUATI!

https://www.go-etna.it/escursioni-sicilia/eco-green-tour-etna-escursione-etna-100-green/

ETNA AND STROMBOLI ARE VOLCANOES, SO THEY DO BELONG TO NATURE, THEY ARE NATURE. WE SHALL ALWAYS RESPECT THEM, NEVER LEAVE RUBBISH AROUND, NEVER POLLUTE WOODS AND LAVA ROCKS... AND IF WE NEED A GUIDED TOUR, WE SHALL CHOOSE A ECOLOGIC "GREEN" ONE, LIKE:

https://www.go-etna.com/excursions/green-mount-etna-tour-etna-excursion/

GO WEST, YOU PIONEER !!!

 

MOUNT ETNA IS SLOWLY -- VERY VERY VERY SLOWLY! -- MOVING WEST.

LIKE A PIONEER... SHE MIGHT REACH, IN A FEW MILLION YEARS, THE SICANI MOUNTAINS TOO. 

THEY  DO NOT SEEM HAPPY TO MEET HER, THOUGH....

THE FINAL MATCH

 

WHO WILL WIN BETWEEN ITALY, ENGLAND AND GERMANY? ....UH...? WHAT?

GERMANY???

WELL, OUR VOLCANOES DO NOT HAVE ANY OTHER COLOUR FOR A FLAG!!!

CITTADINANZA ONORARIA DELLA M...........ERAVIGLIA!

 

THE PEOPLE OF GIARRE SAY THANK YOU FOR SO MANY DAYS OF ASH RAIN, 

GIVE MT ETNA THE CITIZENSHIP OF THEIR TOWN AND SEND HER KINDLY TO F*** OFF WHEREVER SHE LIKES TO!

NOIA VULCANICA - A VOLCANIC BOREDOM

 

IF STROMBOLI IS ASLEEP, THERE IS NO FUN IN ERUPTING, FOR ETNA....

NO ONE TO NEEDLE!

AND NO ONE REALLY CARES OF LITTLE VULCANO WHO MAYBE WOULD LIKE TO ERUPT, AS WELL (BUT ... NOPE!)

PRONTI PER LA PROVA COSTUME

 

- OF COURSE THE VOLCANO HAS DEFLATED A LOT. SEE? IT IS MUCH THINNER... ESPECIALLY ON THE FLANKS.

- THAT'S THANKS TO THE PALEO-BIFIDUS DIET, HERE I AM READY FOR THE BEACH AND SWIMMING TOO....

INQUIETANTI SOMIGLIANZE...

 

IL FATTO E' CHE CI AMA.... TROPPO !!!!

 

CI VUOLE UN BELL'OMBRELLO CONTRO IL FORTE SOLE!

THE WAY ETNA LOVES US ALL .........TOO MUCH!  she thinks we need an umbrella against the hot sun

QUELLA "N" IN PIU' CHE FA LA DIFFERENZA

 

LA DIFFERENZA E' EVIDENTE NO??

BECAUSE THERE IS A DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A GRAFICO (graphic) AND A GRA-N-FICO (very cool guy). DIDN'T YOU KNOW THAT?

MAI UNA CRISI ...............!!!

 

NON SI VOGLIONO PROPRIO DIMETTERE..!