WHAT WILL STROMBOLI DO WITH ALL THE ASH FROM THE BIG FIRE THAT ALMOST DESTROYED THE ISLAND?
HE WILL GIVE IT TO ETNA, AND SHE WILL GIVE IT TO ... MILO AND GIARRE, AS USUAL!
ETNA -- HEY, DID YOU KNOW? SOME IDIOTS SAY YOU ARE NOT ITALIANS, BECAUSE OF YOUR SKIN COLOR AND YOUR DIFFERENT RELIGION.... PEOPLE --- AH ...