CUMBRE VIEJA: "LOOK, SICILIAN, LOOK WHAT I'M SENDING TO USTED... VERY NICE STUFF... THIN, GOOD, BUENA....TAKE IT..."
ETNA : "HOW MANY TIMES SHALL I TELL YOU NOT TO ACCEPT GIFTS FROM STRANGERS? IF YOU NEED ANYTHING, MUM'S GOT IT. AND WILL GIVE IT TO YOU!"
YEAH... WHILE ETNA IS SLEEPING, SMALL VOLCANOES FROM CANARIAS WAKE UP AND START THE SHOW.
STROMBOLI BELIEVES ETNA NEEDS A MANAGER SO TO RULE HER SOCIAL AND SHOWBUSINESS LIFE !
- DOC NOWZARADAN, I NEVER SUCCEED IN DOING A REAL DIET. I KEEP ON INFLATING, DEFLATING, INFLATING, DEFLATING....
- DID YOU DO YOUR EXERCISES?
- YOU MEAN EARTHQUAKES? I WOULD, BUT VOLCANOLOGISTS DON'T WANT ME TO, SO...
- THIS IS EXCUSE. YOU KNOW IT. TELL ME, YOU KEEP ON MOVING MAGMA FROM DOWN UNDER, EVEN THOUGH YOU SHOULDN'T.... DO YOU?
- YES, I CAN'T HELP IT.
- SO HOW SHOULD I HELP YOU? ANYWAY, ARE YOU MEETING YOUR PSYCHOLOGIST?
- NOPE... I TALK TO MY SOCIAL MEDIA FRIENDS, SOMETIMES, THROUGH THE CARTOONS. IS IT OK?
- YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND. I SEE YOU DO NOT WANT TO CHANGE. WHAT IF ALL THIS WILL CAUSE YOU .... ehm.... FLATULENCE?
- OH, WELL, ALREADY TESTED IT. IT ALL GOES ON ZAFFERANA, MILO AND GIARRE. IT WORKS.
- OK, ENOUGH... (in sicilian) I GIVE UP!
ETNA EXPLAINING THE DIFFERENCE OF NOISE BETWEEN A STORM AND A ERUPTION ... STROMBOLI BOTHERING ALL THE TIME ... SINCE HE IS A "SUPER VOLCANO" AND HAS THE RIGHT TO DO SO!
MOUNT ETNA IS SLOWLY -- VERY VERY VERY SLOWLY! -- MOVING WEST.
LIKE A PIONEER... SHE MIGHT REACH, IN A FEW MILLION YEARS, THE SICANI MOUNTAINS TOO.
THEY DO NOT SEEM HAPPY TO MEET HER, THOUGH....
ETNA: --At first they were eruption-maniacs, then came tremor graphic maniacs, now they all are volcanic vortex-rings-maniacs...everyday I...
