- DOC NOWZARADAN, I NEVER SUCCEED IN DOING A REAL DIET. I KEEP ON INFLATING, DEFLATING, INFLATING, DEFLATING....
- DID YOU DO YOUR EXERCISES?
- YOU MEAN EARTHQUAKES? I WOULD, BUT VOLCANOLOGISTS DON'T WANT ME TO, SO...
- THIS IS EXCUSE. YOU KNOW IT. TELL ME, YOU KEEP ON MOVING MAGMA FROM DOWN UNDER, EVEN THOUGH YOU SHOULDN'T.... DO YOU?
- YES, I CAN'T HELP IT.
- SO HOW SHOULD I HELP YOU? ANYWAY, ARE YOU MEETING YOUR PSYCHOLOGIST?
- NOPE... I TALK TO MY SOCIAL MEDIA FRIENDS, SOMETIMES, THROUGH THE CARTOONS. IS IT OK?
- YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND. I SEE YOU DO NOT WANT TO CHANGE. WHAT IF ALL THIS WILL CAUSE YOU .... ehm.... FLATULENCE?
- OH, WELL, ALREADY TESTED IT. IT ALL GOES ON ZAFFERANA, MILO AND GIARRE. IT WORKS.
- OK, ENOUGH... (in sicilian) I GIVE UP!
