ETNA -- Hey, I don't want you to steal other people's job
STROMBOLI -- Is it my fault if you don't want to be a volcano anymore while I still do?
ETNA -- Besides, you are the only one who takes his magma from the African plate
STROMBOLI -- So what?
ETNA -- So... REMIGRATION!
STROMBOLI -- Fine! I will "remigrate" anywhere you like, if you start a super eruption right now... I mean, immediately.
ETNA .......
STROMBOLI -- So? I'm waiting for it.......
