martedì 8 giugno 2021

ETNA BURNING

 




SEASON OF FIRES AGAIN, AND IT IS NOT THE SUN'S FAULT.

Etna is planning to make a great eruption so to solve the human problem right away!

Respect nature!

sabato 5 giugno 2021

PSYCHOVULCANO

 



DOCTOR: - tell me as a patient, did this problem start during your childhood? but also tell me, as a volcanologist, will these eruptions stop?
VOLCANOLOGIST: - as a volcanologist I tell you I don't understand it anymore. This is the problem, not my childhood at all. I wish I were a volcano myself so to understand what is happening in the conducts.
STROMBOLI: - look, I am a volcano and I am more confused than you. I feel useless, stupid---- She makes me feel a loser.
VOLC. - She makes me feel unconfident
DOC - She makes me feel asthmatic with all that sand (as Freud said: what the f**)
ETNA : - Well I put into a crisis more than one....
PROUD(=ORGOGLIOSA😆😆


domenica 30 maggio 2021

NOIA VULCANICA - A VOLCANIC BOREDOM

 



IF STROMBOLI IS ASLEEP, THERE IS NO FUN IN ERUPTING, FOR ETNA....

NO ONE TO NEEDLE!

AND NO ONE REALLY CARES OF LITTLE VULCANO WHO MAYBE WOULD LIKE TO ERUPT, AS WELL (BUT ... NOPE!)

giovedì 27 maggio 2021

TRADIMENTO MULTIPLO

 



AND THEN STROMBOLI REALIZED ETNA WILL NEVER LOVE HIM AS MUCH AS CHE LOVES THE PEOPLE OF GIARRE....!

PANAREA LOVES HIM SO MUCH, but she's just Stromboli's sister!

sabato 22 maggio 2021

SARANNO FUMOSI

 



PER VEDERE IL SITO DELL'INGV VEDI A LATO tra i link "amici dei Vulcanetti"

WE ALL ARE ON THE WEB SITE OF THE INGV BOARD (see link on the page)

sabato 15 maggio 2021

ETNAZENECA

 



UN VACCINO CI VUOLE!

MEN ARE THE REAL BAD VIRUSES WHO KILL THE NATURE. STOP LEAVING GARBAGE ON THE MOUNTAINS .... OTHERWISE A TERRIBLE VACCINE WILL SWEEP YOU AWAY: "ETNA ZENECA"!!!

giovedì 13 maggio 2021

SE NON SEI UN VULCANO MEGLIO DI NO

 



-- WHAT DOES THE NEW ISRAELI CRISIS TELL US, DWARF?

-- IF YOU ARE NOT A VOLCANO, IF YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO MAKE THINGS EXPLODE WITHOUT KILLING PEOPLE, YOU BETTER STOP AND GIVE UP!

BIANCANEVE E IL NANO

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