SEXY RED

 

STROMBOLI --- HEY, IT'S NOT NEW YEAR'S EVE... CHANGE THAT RED UNDERWEAR, YOU SHAMELESS!

ETNA --- ENVY, HUH??

Eruzione Etna 6 agosto 2026

Etna eruption aug. 6th

AMORE NON CORRISPOSTO

 

ETNA LOVES US SO VERY MUCH.... SHE DOESN'T WANT US TO LEAVE!!!!

REMIGRA STO CAxxx

 

ETNA -- Hey, I don't want you to steal other people's job

STROMBOLI -- Is it my fault if you don't want to be a volcano anymore while I still do?

ETNA -- Besides, you are the only one who takes his magma from the African plate

STROMBOLI -- So what?

ETNA -- So... REMIGRATION!

STROMBOLI -- Fine! I will "remigrate" anywhere you like, if you start a super eruption right now... I mean, immediately.

ETNA  .......

STROMBOLI -- So? I'm waiting for it.......

QUATTRO LETTERE

 

ME: <<LISTEN, BABY...HURRY UP AND DO SOMETHING, AT LAST!

I MUST WRITE ABOUT YOU, FOR MY JOB, AND MUST DRAW CARTOONS ABOUT YOU TOO, BUT YOU WON'T GIVE ME ANY INSPIRATION. I DON'T KNOW... ERUPT! THROW ASH! BOOM! DRAW GAS RINGS ... GIVE ME ANY REASON TO TELL ABOUT YOU!>>

ETNA: <<SYNONYM FOR MONOTONY AND LACK OF ACTIVITY: 4 LETTERS>>

ME:    <<ETNA>>

NOZZE DI LAVA

 

1  WHEN YOU SEE HER FOR THE FIRST TIME................

2  .........  AFTER 30 YEARS MARRIED !

UNA DI NOI

 

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VOLCANOLOGIST: So, we found out something interesting about Mt Etna's origins. In a few words, according to its position ........the kind of material it erupts and how it erupts it... we can say it started as many other..........SMALL SUBMERGED VOLCANOES start!

You are a LOVELY, SMALL VOLCANO that came too much out of the sea!

SMALL VOLCANOES: She's one of us! Yeah! She's a dwarf and one of us ! ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

PREGHIERA INFINITA

 

ETNA:

<< UHM, LISTEN... ALL THOSE WHO STARTED PRAYING GOD, LAST YEAR,  ASKING HIM TO STOP THE DROUGHT, IN SICILY ... WELL...COULD YOU, PLEASE ... HAVE A COFFEE BREAK, NOW, PERHAPS???>>

TANTA NEVE NON FA PRIMAVERA

 

ETNA: oh oh oh, merry christmas

STROMBOLI: it's almost Easter! Maybe you are happy with this eternal snow, but in the meantime Spring time has come!--------Here, swallow, you tell her! She won't believe me.

SWALLOW BIRD: What Spring?! Where? I am going back south, to Morocco, MASH'ALLAH!!!

LA GUERRA DEI COGLIONI

 

STROMBOLI: - Are they new volcanoes erupting?

ETNA:             - No! Same old dick-head humans fighting!

FOLLOW ME

 

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ETNA -- HEY, YOU MUST UPDATE YOUR INSTAGRAM AND BLOG. DO YOU HEAR ME?

DO IT NOW, OR YOUR FOLLOWERS WON'T FOLLOW ANYMORE.

(CARTOONIST SLEEPING HAPPILY)

....AND IT IS USELESS TO COUNT THEM LIKE SHEEP.

LOOK! LOOK WHERE THEY ARE GOING, ALL OF THEM!

STROMBOLI -- YEAH, COME! COME HERE, YOU DADDY'S KIDS!

PERSI (TOTALI) NELLA NEVE

 

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GUY IN THE CAR 1 -- Hey... we climbed up here like idiots

     (you said it, bro!)

...... ended up in a tons of snow and WHERE IS THIS ETNA???

GUY IN THE CAR 2 -- Yeah... where is this Etna?

ETNA -- Yeah... where am I?