IT ALERT SPIEGATA DAI VULCANI ... ma lo INGV lo spiega meglio!

 

OUR VOLCANOES TRYING TO EXPLAIN THE BRAND NEW (FOR ITALY) ALERT SYSTEM THAT WILL SAVE A LOT OF HUMAN LIVES.

BUT OF COURSE, OUR SCIENTISTS WILL EXPLAIN IT MUCH BETTER

LA SPERANZA E' SEMPRE L'ULTIMA A "BOLLIRE"

 

-  LET'S SEE IF I UNDERSTAND... OUTSIDE THE TEMPERATURE IS 41°C, THE SUN IS AS HOT AS AN INDUSTRIAL BLAST FURNACE ... BUT YOU STILL ASK ME TO ERUPT HOT BOILING LAVA?

(people nodding)

- WELL ... YOU REALLY NEED A GOOD DOCTOR!

UAGLIO' ... DUORME!

 

CAMPI FLEGREI VOLCANO (in napoletano): - Papà, voglio alzarmi e fare casino con gli amici (Dad, I want to get up and have fun with my friends!)

VESUVIO (in napoletano): - Ragazzo, io ti avevo detto di non fare i "millenni piccoli", ma tu sempre sei tornato nel 1538. Adesso devi recuperare sonno, quindi stai buono e dormi (Hey son ... I had told you not to come back at late millenia. But you still wanted to come home by 1538. So now you must recover some sleep and rest more. Be quiet and enjoy your nap!)

CHECCO

 

KISSING GOODBYE ....

FRANCESCO "CHECCO" NUTI.

GREAT POET, ACTOR AND DIRECTOR.

GREAT MAN.

ANCHE I NANI MUOIONO ... MA PER STAVOLTA NON TU

 

Etna -- OOH... HERE THEY SAY A VERY FAMOUS, WELL KNOWN AND V.I.P. OF ITALY JUST DIED!

Stromboli -- WELL, THAT'S NOT TRUE. LOOK... I AM HERE, ALIVE AND FINE!

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Non scriverò chi è il personaggio famoso appena morto. La vignetta vuole marcare il momento storico ma non celebrare il "personaggio", che secondo me non meritava di essere celebrato nemmeno in vita.

I am not writing the name of the "famous VIP". The cartoon must celebrate the historical moment but I don't want to celebrate this guy, who did not deserve to be celebrated not even while alive.

ASCOLTA LA TUA SCIA

 

HELLO, I AM THE TRAIL OF A NORMAL AIRLINE PLANE AND I WANTED TO TELL YOU .... ENOUGH WITH THIS RACISM TOWARDS ME!!!

I AM NOT A "CHEMTRAIL".

I AM MADE OF VAPOUR, JUST LIKE MY OTHER COUSINS HERE... IN FACT YOU SEE MOST OF US NEAR AIRPORTS.

IT IS NOT ME WHO MAKES IT RAIN... HAHAHAHAHA.... ALL THE OPPOSITE!!! YOU CAN SEE ME BECAUSE THE AIR IS FULL OF HUMIDITY AND IT MIGHT BRING RAINS. I AM ALWAYS THERE EVEN WHEN YOU DON'T SEE ME.

--- SO YOU ARE NOT UGLY, BAD AND DANGEROUS...

SAID THE ONE WHOSE ASHES KILL BOTH AIRPLANES AND LUNGS! YOU BETTER GO GET LOST, HONEY!!    NOW,  LET ME GO TO FRANKFURT! AUFWIEDERSEHEN!

(the vapour trail is right, my dear Etna)