OUR VOLCANOES TRYING TO EXPLAIN THE BRAND NEW (FOR ITALY) ALERT SYSTEM THAT WILL SAVE A LOT OF HUMAN LIVES.
BUT OF COURSE, OUR SCIENTISTS WILL EXPLAIN IT MUCH BETTER
ETNA -- HEY, DID YOU KNOW? SOME IDIOTS SAY YOU ARE NOT ITALIANS, BECAUSE OF YOUR SKIN COLOR AND YOUR DIFFERENT RELIGION.... PEOPLE --- AH ...