TANTA NEVE NON FA PRIMAVERA

 

ETNA: oh oh oh, merry christmas

STROMBOLI: it's almost Easter! Maybe you are happy with this eternal snow, but in the meantime Spring time has come!--------Here, swallow, you tell her! She won't believe me.

SWALLOW BIRD: What Spring?! Where? I am going back south, to Morocco, MASH'ALLAH!!!

LA GUERRA DEI COGLIONI

 

STROMBOLI: - Are they new volcanoes erupting?

ETNA:             - No! Same old dick-head humans fighting!