STROMBOLI: - Are they new volcanoes erupting?
ETNA: - No! Same old dick-head humans fighting!
PADRE, PERDONA LORO ...
STROMBOLI: -- At last, you September tourists! Since Etna's gone back to sleep, now you can enjoy my greatness ! TOURISTS: -- Are...
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-- It all starts with Valentines Day. You take her out for a sulphur drink, then come the dycos... the explosions together. -- And then ... -
ETNA -- Hey, I don't want you to steal other people's job STROMBOLI -- Is it my fault if you don't want to be a volcano anymor... -
STROMBOLI: -- At last, you September tourists! Since Etna's gone back to sleep, now you can enjoy my greatness ! TOURISTS: -- Are... -
- HERE IT GOES... A NEW ERUPTION... GO! GO! - YES... YES... COME ON... YEEESS - YAAAAAAAAZZZZZ - NOOOOOOOOUUUUHHHHH!!! (sorry, it was just... -
MOUNT ETNA IS SLOWLY -- VERY VERY VERY SLOWLY! -- MOVING WEST. LIKE A PIONEER... SHE MIGHT REACH, IN A FEW MILLION YEARS, THE SICANI MOUN...