ROSSI E NERI

 

SO THE BLACKS (right wing) WON AND THE REDS (left wing) LOST.

Etna and Stromboli -- AND WHAT ABOUT US? WE ARE BOTH!

THEN YOU ARE THE SMARTEST THINKING BEINGS IN THE WHOLE STORY!

Vulcano -- BUT I AM A YELLOW ONE! AND I AM TIRED OF THIS DICTATORSHIP OF BLACK SAND AND RED LAVA. I WANT LAWS FOR THE SULPHURS, FOR DEGASSING BASES, FOR CUTTING TAXES .... AND BUSES TOO ... FOR THIS AND THAT...

THE CONFUSED THIRD PART

SICILIA AL VOTO

 

- NOW, GO AND VOTE LIKE GOOD CITIZENS.... AND IF YOU EVER THINK OF THROWING SOME POLITICIANS INTO MY CRATER, PLEASE, DON'T DO IT.

.... THAT KIND OF POLLUTION IS REALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO DISPOSE, EVEN IN SUCH A LARGE VOLCANO AS I AM!

LET'S GO GLAMPING.... CU TO' SORU !

 

- I AM DANIELA, I AM A MOTHER, A RICH ONE, AND FULLY PLASTIC-SURGERIED!

--- MADAM, MY CRATERS ARE SMALLER THAN YOUR LIPS!

- HAVE YOU EVER CONSIDERED THE GLAMPING?

--- NO, I DON'T LIKE THESE WEIRD SEX THINGS ...

- WHAT SEX!! IT'S JUST HIGH LEVEL TOURISM. TENT CAMPING FOR RICH PEOPLE, WITH JACUZZI, ROOM SERVICE, WI-FI, SOME THOUSAND EURO PER PERSON...

--- YEAH BUT WHAT ABOUT THAT PARALIZED FINGER...?

- AREN'T YOU SO TIRED OF BEING THE FAVOURITE PLACE OF ALL THOSE POOR HOMELESS DIRTY TOURISTS?

--- HONEY... I BETTER BE THE FAVOURITE PLACE FOR POOR TOURISTS RATHER THAN FOR RICH ONES LIKE YOU. WITH ALL YOUR PLASTICS I WILL BE POLLUTED 100 TIMES MORE THAN BY DIRTY PEOPLE'S SHOES!

IL DISCORSO DEL RE

 

Now, you, servant come and kiss my Sciara del Fuoco as a sign of your obedience..... 

Servants? Did you hear me, servants? Hey!

Colleague... you can understand me. When you come after a super woman who now is no more ruling, or - like Etna - is sleeping, it is hard to show your people you are as good as she was