HELLO, I AM THE TRAIL OF A NORMAL AIRLINE PLANE AND I WANTED TO TELL YOU .... ENOUGH WITH THIS RACISM TOWARDS ME!!!
I AM NOT A "CHEMTRAIL".
I AM MADE OF VAPOUR, JUST LIKE MY OTHER COUSINS HERE... IN FACT YOU SEE MOST OF US NEAR AIRPORTS.
IT IS NOT ME WHO MAKES IT RAIN... HAHAHAHAHA.... ALL THE OPPOSITE!!! YOU CAN SEE ME BECAUSE THE AIR IS FULL OF HUMIDITY AND IT MIGHT BRING RAINS. I AM ALWAYS THERE EVEN WHEN YOU DON'T SEE ME.
--- SO YOU ARE NOT UGLY, BAD AND DANGEROUS...
SAID THE ONE WHOSE ASHES KILL BOTH AIRPLANES AND LUNGS! YOU BETTER GO GET LOST, HONEY!! NOW, LET ME GO TO FRANKFURT! AUFWIEDERSEHEN!
(the vapour trail is right, my dear Etna)