STROMBOLI --- HEY, IT'S NOT NEW YEAR'S EVE... CHANGE THAT RED UNDERWEAR, YOU SHAMELESS!
ETNA --- ENVY, HUH??
Eruzione Etna 6 agosto 2026
Etna eruption aug. 6th
STROMBOLI: -- At last, you September tourists! Since Etna's gone back to sleep, now you can enjoy my greatness ! TOURISTS: -- Are...