INVIDIA DEL PLUME

 

L'ETNA E' NEL PIENO DI UNA MEGA ERUZIONE SPETTACOLARE CHE DURA DA SETTIMANE E ATTIRA MIGLIAIA DI TURISTI.

E STROMBOLINO, POVERINO.............?

E' DALLO PSICANALISTA A CURARE L'INVIDIA PER CIO' CHE LUI NON SA PRODURRE: I MEGA PLUMES (le colonne di cenere giganti) !

ETNA IS IN THE MIDDLE OF A SPECTACULAR MEGA ERUPTION THAT HAS LASTED FOR WEEKS AND ATTRACTS THOUSANDS OF TOURISTS.

AND WHAT ABOUT LITTLE STROMBOLI, POOR THING.............?

HE'S AT THE PSYCHOANALYST'S TO TREAT HIS ENVY FOR WHAT HE CAN'T PRODUCE: THE MEGA PLUMES (giant columns of ash)!

L'ETNA DAL DOTT NOWZARADAN

 

- DOC NOWZARADAN, I NEVER SUCCEED IN DOING A REAL DIET. I KEEP ON INFLATING, DEFLATING, INFLATING, DEFLATING....

- DID YOU DO YOUR EXERCISES?

- YOU MEAN EARTHQUAKES? I WOULD, BUT VOLCANOLOGISTS DON'T WANT ME TO, SO...

- THIS IS EXCUSE. YOU KNOW IT. TELL ME, YOU KEEP ON MOVING MAGMA FROM DOWN UNDER, EVEN THOUGH YOU SHOULDN'T.... DO YOU?

- YES, I CAN'T HELP IT.

- SO HOW SHOULD I HELP YOU? ANYWAY, ARE YOU MEETING YOUR PSYCHOLOGIST?

- NOPE... I TALK TO MY SOCIAL MEDIA FRIENDS, SOMETIMES, THROUGH THE CARTOONS. IS IT OK?

- YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND. I SEE YOU DO NOT WANT TO CHANGE. WHAT IF ALL THIS WILL CAUSE YOU .... ehm.... FLATULENCE?

- OH, WELL, ALREADY TESTED IT. IT ALL GOES ON ZAFFERANA, MILO AND GIARRE. IT WORKS.

- OK, ENOUGH... (in sicilian) I GIVE UP!

SARANNO FUMOSI

 

PER VEDERE IL SITO DELL'INGV VEDI A LATO tra i link "amici dei Vulcanetti"

WE ALL ARE ON THE WEB SITE OF THE INGV BOARD (see link on the page)

PRONTI PER LA PROVA COSTUME

 

- OF COURSE THE VOLCANO HAS DEFLATED A LOT. SEE? IT IS MUCH THINNER... ESPECIALLY ON THE FLANKS.

- THAT'S THANKS TO THE PALEO-BIFIDUS DIET, HERE I AM READY FOR THE BEACH AND SWIMMING TOO....

STOMACO IN DISORDINE....?

 

PEPERONATA? FAGIOLI? PASTA 'NCASCIATA? MAH... CERTO CHE DOPO TRE VIOLENTI PAROSSISMI IN MENO DI 6 GIORNI L'ETNA DOVREBBE CAMBIARE DIETA!

Maybe it's time to change your diet, after three violent eruptions in less than 6 days!

FEBBRAIO 2021