sabato 3 maggio 2025

BASTA SCIE SOLFOROSE!!!

 


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Trump: Hey, volcana, why are you spreading in the air sulfur dioxide like that? don't you know in America we decided all chemical trails are outlaw? As soon as Florida makes the law you will be arrested. Then we'll make the same law for all USA, then we'll make the same law for Europe, then... 

ETNA: Then you go suck a big plum, you and the whole place where you belong!
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UNA DI NOI

  ------------------------------------ VOLCANOLOGIST: So, we found out something interesting about Mt Etna's origins. In a few words, a...

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  • MA NON FA ABBASTANZA CALDO?
      NO, SHE WON'T START A NEW ERUPTION WITH OVER 37°C TEMPERATURE OUTSIDE. DON'T STARE WITH THOSE "PUPPY EYES" ... NO HOPE! ...
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      MARSILI -- Hey, you surface volcanoes... I'm coming! And when I'll come you'll see what can I do. I will break you, cover you ...
  • ADESSO SCENDO
      ETNA - why are you all so sad PEOPLE - It's because of the warnings, and the forbidden areas... they won't let us come to see you ...
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