ITALIAN SINGER ROSA CHEMICAL LOVES ETNA BECAUSE IT IS JUST LIKE HIM ... BOTH A "HE" (VOLCANO) AND ALSO A "SHE" (MOUNTAIN).
ETNA IS FLATTERED AND LIKES IT ALL... BUT, PLEASE, DO NOT KISS HIM/HER !!!
L'ETNA DEI RICCHI
DANY (former Minister of Tourism and rich wife of a very rich man): --- HELLO DARLING, IT'S DANY... I THIN YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL AND I WA...
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DANY (former Minister of Tourism and rich wife of a very rich man): --- HELLO DARLING, IT'S DANY... I THIN YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL AND I WA... -
ME: SO, WHAT IS THIS SILENCE, SUDDENLY? .......... DON'T YOU HAVE ANYTHING TO SAY AT ALL? ETNA: ARE YOU SURE YOU REALLY WANT ME TO ... -
L'ETNA E' NEL PIENO DI UNA MEGA ERUZIONE SPETTACOLARE CHE DURA DA SETTIMANE E ATTIRA MIGLIAIA DI TURISTI. E STROMBOLINO, POVERINO.... -
STROMBOLI --- HEY, IT'S NOT NEW YEAR'S EVE... CHANGE THAT RED UNDERWEAR, YOU SHAMELESS! ETNA --- ENVY, HUH?? Eruzione Etna 6 ago...
