ITALIAN SINGER ROSA CHEMICAL LOVES ETNA BECAUSE IT IS JUST LIKE HIM ... BOTH A "HE" (VOLCANO) AND ALSO A "SHE" (MOUNTAIN).
ETNA IS FLATTERED AND LIKES IT ALL... BUT, PLEASE, DO NOT KISS HIM/HER !!!
LA GUERRA DEI COGLIONI
STROMBOLI: - Are they new volcanoes erupting? ETNA: - No! Same old dick-head humans fighting!
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- HERE IT GOES... A NEW ERUPTION... GO! GO! - YES... YES... COME ON... YEEESS - YAAAAAAAAZZZZZ - NOOOOOOOOUUUUHHHHH!!! (sorry, it was just... -
VESUVIUS SINGS A TYPICAL NEAPOLITAN MAGIC FORMULA AGAINST CAMPI FLEGREI'S BRAND NEW SEISMIC CRISIS! -
THE POLICE ARRESTED A DANGEROUS AND EVIL BOSS WHO USED TO HIDE FROM THE WHOLE WORLD! volcanoes: YEEEH!! YUHUUU!! GREAT !!! AT LAST!!! mar... -
HELLO, I AM THE TRAIL OF A NORMAL AIRLINE PLANE AND I WANTED TO TELL YOU .... ENOUGH WITH THIS RACISM TOWARDS ME!!! I AM NOT A "CHEMT...
