ITALIAN SINGER ROSA CHEMICAL LOVES ETNA BECAUSE IT IS JUST LIKE HIM ... BOTH A "HE" (VOLCANO) AND ALSO A "SHE" (MOUNTAIN).
ETNA IS FLATTERED AND LIKES IT ALL... BUT, PLEASE, DO NOT KISS HIM/HER !!!
STROMBOLI: -- At last, you September tourists! Since Etna's gone back to sleep, now you can enjoy my greatness ! TOURISTS: -- Are...