STROMBOLI: did you hear that? a very rich human, today, has blocked a whole city just to celebrate his wedding!
ETNA: so what? If I want, I can block cities, airports and regions by remaining a single and living on bread and onions!
ETNA -- Hey, I don't want you to steal other people's job STROMBOLI -- Is it my fault if you don't want to be a volcano anymor...