ETNA:
<< UHM, LISTEN... ALL THOSE WHO STARTED PRAYING GOD, LAST YEAR, ASKING HIM TO STOP THE DROUGHT, IN SICILY ... WELL...COULD YOU, PLEASE ... HAVE A COFFEE BREAK, NOW, PERHAPS???>>
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WHO WILL WIN BETWEEN ITALY, ENGLAND AND GERMANY? ....UH...? WHAT? GERMANY??? WELL, OUR VOLCANOES DO NOT HAVE ANY OTHER COLOUR FOR A FLAG!!... -
JUST TRYING THE WATER'S TEMPERATURE, SINCE IT'S JUST FINISHED EATING... (but what did it eat?)
