WHEN YOU LIVE IN CATANIA, AND THE VOLCANO ETNA IS IN FRONT OF YOU.
WHEN YOU LIVE ON STROMBOLI ISLAND, AND THE VOLCANO IS OVER YOU.
BUT IF YOU LIVE IN PATERNO'...............!
ETNA -- Hey, I don't want you to steal other people's job STROMBOLI -- Is it my fault if you don't want to be a volcano anymor...