WHEN YOU LIVE IN CATANIA, AND THE VOLCANO ETNA IS IN FRONT OF YOU.
WHEN YOU LIVE ON STROMBOLI ISLAND, AND THE VOLCANO IS OVER YOU.
BUT IF YOU LIVE IN PATERNO'...............!
L'ETNA DEI RICCHI
DANY (former Minister of Tourism and rich wife of a very rich man): --- HELLO DARLING, IT'S DANY... I THIN YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL AND I WA...
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DANY (former Minister of Tourism and rich wife of a very rich man): --- HELLO DARLING, IT'S DANY... I THIN YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL AND I WA... -
ME: SO, WHAT IS THIS SILENCE, SUDDENLY? .......... DON'T YOU HAVE ANYTHING TO SAY AT ALL? ETNA: ARE YOU SURE YOU REALLY WANT ME TO ... -
L'ETNA E' NEL PIENO DI UNA MEGA ERUZIONE SPETTACOLARE CHE DURA DA SETTIMANE E ATTIRA MIGLIAIA DI TURISTI. E STROMBOLINO, POVERINO.... -
STROMBOLI --- HEY, IT'S NOT NEW YEAR'S EVE... CHANGE THAT RED UNDERWEAR, YOU SHAMELESS! ETNA --- ENVY, HUH?? Eruzione Etna 6 ago... -
-SO, I SOMETIMES LET THE TREMOR RISE BUT THEN NOTHING HAPPENS. ON THE OTHER HAND, SOMETIMES I AM SO CALM AND THEN SUDDENLY THERE IS THE ER...