STROMBOLI: - EVERY JULY YOU START WASHING YOUR HAIR IN THE AFTERNOONS, THIS IS SUCH A BAD VANITY !
ETNA: - LOOK WHO'S TALKING, THE RED-EXTENSION GUY...
VULCANO: - CAN I KEEP MY BLOND TUFT, OR IS IT ALSO TOO MUCH?
ETNA --- MY TERRITORY IS DIVIDED AMONG DIFFERENT MUNICIPALITIES. I AM NOT JUST "ONE" VOLCANO AND "ONE" MOUNTAIN... I ...