STROMBOLI: - EVERY JULY YOU START WASHING YOUR HAIR IN THE AFTERNOONS, THIS IS SUCH A BAD VANITY !
ETNA: - LOOK WHO'S TALKING, THE RED-EXTENSION GUY...
VULCANO: - CAN I KEEP MY BLOND TUFT, OR IS IT ALSO TOO MUCH?
LA GUERRA DEI COGLIONI
STROMBOLI: - Are they new volcanoes erupting? ETNA: - No! Same old dick-head humans fighting!
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HOW WILL YOU CALL "VOLCANOES" WITH THE BRAND NEW POLITICALLY CORRECT LAWS OF THE EUROPEAN UNION? SHALL YOU CALL THEM ALL "...
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VESUVIUS SINGS A TYPICAL NEAPOLITAN MAGIC FORMULA AGAINST CAMPI FLEGREI'S BRAND NEW SEISMIC CRISIS! -
- OHMYGOOOOD... HOW CAN YOU LIVE IN SUCH A DANGEROUS PLACE AS A VOLCANOOO? - WELL, ASK HIM HOW CAN HE LIVE IN A STUPID BIG CITY, FULL OF ... -
YEAH... WHILE ETNA IS SLEEPING, SMALL VOLCANOES FROM CANARIAS WAKE UP AND START THE SHOW. STROMBOLI BELIEVES ETNA NEEDS A MANAGER SO TO RU...
