STROMBOLI: - EVERY JULY YOU START WASHING YOUR HAIR IN THE AFTERNOONS, THIS IS SUCH A BAD VANITY !
ETNA: - LOOK WHO'S TALKING, THE RED-EXTENSION GUY...
VULCANO: - CAN I KEEP MY BLOND TUFT, OR IS IT ALSO TOO MUCH?
25 NOV -- NO VIOLENCE DAY
NOVEMBER 25....NO GENDER VIOLENCE DAY What does it mean? You must never hit or touch a lady, not even with a flower. (STROMBOLI: did you s...
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PREMISE: IT SEEMS THAT, DURING A REUNION WITH THE ITALIAN BISHOPS, POPE FRANCIS SAID SOMETHING LIKE: "No more homosexuals in the se... -
MARSILI VOLCANO -- A BRIDGE OVER MESSINA STRAIT? NO PROBLEM, I SHALL MAKE IT IN HALF-AN-HOUR .......... (SMART-HEAD) MINISTER -- OH REALLY...
