STROMBOLI: - EVERY JULY YOU START WASHING YOUR HAIR IN THE AFTERNOONS, THIS IS SUCH A BAD VANITY !
ETNA: - LOOK WHO'S TALKING, THE RED-EXTENSION GUY...
VULCANO: - CAN I KEEP MY BLOND TUFT, OR IS IT ALSO TOO MUCH?
KILAUEA - Make Kilauea Great Again... see? I made a super lava fountain, 300 meters high! ETNA - Geez, mate... rrrreally? (showing its ov...