STROMBOLI: - EVERY JULY YOU START WASHING YOUR HAIR IN THE AFTERNOONS, THIS IS SUCH A BAD VANITY !
ETNA: - LOOK WHO'S TALKING, THE RED-EXTENSION GUY...
VULCANO: - CAN I KEEP MY BLOND TUFT, OR IS IT ALSO TOO MUCH?
DANY (former Minister of Tourism and rich wife of a very rich man): --- HELLO DARLING, IT'S DANY... I THIN YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL AND I WA...