WHAT ABOUT THE NEW VARIANT?
NO, NOT COVID.
THE NEW "DWARFY VARIANT" MAKING ETNA LOOK VERY MUCH LIKE STROMBOLI.
ETNA: HAHAHAHAH YOU IDIOTS... DO YOU REALLY NEED TO GET MASKED LIKE THAT, IN ORDER TO SCARE PEOPLE? STROMBOLI: WELL, WHY GENIUS? HOW DO ...