UN VACCINO CI VUOLE!
MEN ARE THE REAL BAD VIRUSES WHO KILL THE NATURE. STOP LEAVING GARBAGE ON THE MOUNTAINS .... OTHERWISE A TERRIBLE VACCINE WILL SWEEP YOU AWAY: "ETNA ZENECA"!!!
PREGHIERA INFINITA
ETNA: << UHM, LISTEN... ALL THOSE WHO STARTED PRAYING GOD, LAST YEAR, ASKING HIM TO STOP THE DROUGHT, IN SICILY ... WELL...COULD YO...
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ETNA: << UHM, LISTEN... ALL THOSE WHO STARTED PRAYING GOD, LAST YEAR, ASKING HIM TO STOP THE DROUGHT, IN SICILY ... WELL...COULD YO... -
WHAT? THE AFRICAN SAND IS INVADING SICILY...? NO MIGRANTS! WE WANT ITALIAN SAND FIRST. GO ETNA, COVER US ALL !! -
- NAAH...HAVEN'T DECIDED WHO WILL I VOTE FOR, YET. I'D LIKE TO SEE A FEMALE RULING, THOUGH! - WELL, I AM A FEMALE AND I'VE BEE... -
PEOPLE : -- OH LOOK!!! A CHEMICAL STRIPE.... AND IT IS BLACK TOO!! ETNA: -- NAAAH, IT'S JUST THE ASH I THROW IN THE AIR PEOPLE AT ET... -
WHAT WILL STROMBOLI DO WITH ALL THE ASH FROM THE BIG FIRE THAT ALMOST DESTROYED THE ISLAND? HE WILL GIVE IT TO ETNA, AND SHE WILL GIVE IT ...