giovedì 1 agosto 2024

LE FIGURINE

 



WHEN VOLCANOES PLAY STICKERS WITH THE FACEBOOK COMMENTS PEOPLE LEAVE UNDER SOME ERUPTION PHOTOS.

- "YOU DAMNED VOLCANO"?        - I DON'T HAVE IT    - I DO.
- "STOP BOTHERING WITH ASH?"   - I HAVE IT.          - SO DO I. WHAT ABOUT "PACK
                                                                                                YOUR BAGS AND LEAVE"?
- I HAVE IT DOUBLE!           
- DOES ANYONE HAVE: "IT'S GOD'S 
  PUNISHMENT" OR "SAVE US, LORD"?
- I DON'T.                       - I HAVE THEM. I WILL GIVE THEM TO YOU IF YOU
                                          SWAP WITH "I KNOW YOU USED PHOTOSHOP"!

- DO YOU HAVE "SAME LAVA FOUNTAINS AS YESTERDAY"?
- I DO  .... - SO DO I
- "I HATE YOU"?
- I HAVE IT .... - SO DO I
- "YOU WILL COLLAPSE AND CAUSE TSUNAMI?"
- I HAVE IT .... - NO I DON'T...


25 NOV -- NO VIOLENCE DAY

  NOVEMBER 25....NO GENDER VIOLENCE DAY What does it mean? You must never hit or touch a lady, not even with a flower. (STROMBOLI: did you s...