VULCANO NON ESISTE!

 

ETNA - And they say there here is no climate change, there is no round Earth, there is no holocaust...

STROMBOLI - and they also say  Covid did not exist, man on the moon did not exist, mafia victims did not exist...

VULCANO - I really don't understand the people... I bet soon they will say I DO NOT exist either!

ETNA AND STROMBOLI - Did you hear this sound? Was it you? .... No I didn't say a word.... But I heard something .... I heard nothing at all, who should have spoken? .... Dunno....well, never mind...

TI SEI CONSUMATO....!

 

STROMBOLI:   -- THERE IT IS... WHEN GIRLS WANT TO GET ENGAGED THEY ASK YOU FOR A RING, JUST ONE.

BUT IF YOU GIVE THEM EVEN THE SMALLEST "HOPE"....

THEY WILL ASK YOU FOR A WHOLE TREASURE, THEN, AND YOU WILL KISS YOUR MONEY GOODBYE! ---

cartoonist note on the side : oh, you even get money for just being a dwarf, you dwarfy? Did not know that...

TROPPO CALDO PURE PER LA LAVA

 

.............. GOOD LORD, IT'S SO HOT OUT HERE !!!!.................

IL NOME GIUSTO

 

- WHY DO THEY CALL THE ICELANDIC VOLCANO "ICELANDIC VOLCANO"... DOESN'T IT HAVE A NAME?

- YES, IT DOES. BUT IT TAKES THE TIME OF YOUR LIFE TO PRONOUNCE IT...

- WELL, BUT IF SUCH A LONG AND COMPLICATED NAME CREATES SUCH SPECTACULAR ERUPTION... MAYBE SOME LAZY IDIOT VOLCANO SHOULD TAKE EXAMPLE AND CHANGE ALSO ITS OWN NAME.

- LIKE WHAT?

- ETNAFJOORRDULLASKIMAZIKFANGULDOTTIRKRISTIANSSENZUMPAPPA'

SUPER... ILLUSIONE (ma siamo proprio sicuri??)

 

- HERE IT GOES... A NEW ERUPTION... GO! GO!

- YES... YES... COME ON... YEEESS

- YAAAAAAAAZZZZZ

- NOOOOOOOOUUUUHHHHH!!! (sorry, it was just July's "super moon")