STROMBOLI: - I have found a video of 5 or 6 years ago and it shows you while erupting! Do not deny... it is YOU, and YOU were definitely erupting!!
ETNA: - Ok, did the dossier investigation finish? Let's go on ...
STROMBOLI: - This is a scandal! This is very bad! This is ...
ETNA: - This is your luck, that I am not in eruption right now... So you can still pretend to be me and feel important for a while...