NO RULES

 

YOU KNOW THOSE "GENIUSES" WHO SAY THEY DON'T NEED RULES...THOSE WHO PRIDE THEMSELVES FOR NOT PAYING TAXES, DON'T NEED MEDICAL CARE, DON'T GIVE A SH*** OF SPEED LIMITS... DON'T NEED A GUIDE ON EXCURSIONS....

YES, THOSE WHO GO SWIMMING NO MATTER THE "SHARK ALERT", OR GO TAKE PHOTOS TO HIGH WAVES NOT CARING OF THE WEATHER ALERT...

THESE ONES...

THESE ARE THE ONES WHO, SOMEDAY, FALL INTO RAVINES AND SAY "MOUNTAIN IS DANGEROUS" !!!!!!!

CODICE DI BENVENUTO

 

ETNA: Hey, dwarfy, the humans did it again! They put at the head of the world two guys who are bad and worse! They will dominate and destroy the world.

STROMBOLI: what do you mean by "destroy"?

ETNA: they can come to you and decide to drill all over you... or they come to me and decide to cut all my woods, leaving me naked!

STROMBOLI: bast***!!!

ETNA: No come on... let's be kind anyway. Let's greet them with our special welcome code of the Sicilian hospitality. I'll say "welcome" to Trump.

STROMBOLI: I'll say "welcome" to Musk. At three.... one, two....

THREE!

800A is a code "hiding" a typical word of the Sicilian dialect, not so nice to be honest😜😜, but so perfect for this kind of welcome parade! You can read it as "sooka".

MARSILI, NON C'E' BISOGNO DI TE...

MARSILI:

- Ok, let's get out of the sea and see if....

                           ==  ???!!! ==

- Nope... they DEFINITELY don't need me. With those guys around, they will destroy themselves in a very short time....