NON MI VENDO

 

TRUMP: hey volcana, I've just bought the EU, Scotland and planning to buy Greenland soon. But I also want you as my private spa. What is your cost? How much?

ETNA: "Howmuch-a" this bunch of lapilli, man! You won't buy me!

TRUMP: Everyone is for sale. How much do you want? 10 millions? 5 billions? 200 billions?

ETNA: ok, if you must ... you can have me if you give me that expired herbicide you splat on your face so to make it orange!

TRUMP: what?? no, no, I really need that color... I won't give it away, not even for saving my life. How would I look so tanned, then???

ETNA: DON'T WORRY, I'LL MANAGE TO TAN YOU PROPERLY!

TRUMP (RUNNING AWAY): - Hey Giorgia, daddy here... listen... I'm not interested in the spa anymore. I'll think about pilates, maybe, or bingo.... yeah, let's see... I better go...

ETNA: DON'T LET ANYONE BUY YOU. NEVER.

LEONI O SCOGLIAZZI ?

 

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- You see? Web Lions, or " #haters " are just like that... They threaten, bark, roar, they feel so very much like great volcanoes, and they are nothing but STUPID PIER ROCKS, instead!

TI ESSE O

 

The alert system applied to Mt Etna will now monitor also the danger levels in the event of a summit lava fountains eruption with three levels: zero Fountain Alert, one Fountain Alert, two Fountain Alert.

The opinion of Stromboli is: Oh, at last! They decided to put you under compulsory psychiatric treatment

BALLE DI SINISTRA

 

HOW CAN I EXPLAIN.... ALL OF YOU WHO SAY "CLIMATE CHANGE IS JUST WOKE BULLS**T BECAUSE HEAT AND COLD HAVE ALWAYS BEEN THERE", YOU SHOULD UNDERSTAND IT IS NOT THE SINGLE DATUM, IT IS ABOUT A TOTAL, GENERAL, SLOW CHANGE.

SAY, VOLCANIC ERUPTION TOO... THEY HAVE ALWAYS BEEN THERE. 

BUT I WASN'T.

AND WHEN, 500.000 YEARS AGO, SOMEONE SAID THAT SO MANY ERUPTION WOULD MAKE ME RISE AND GROW, I BET THERE WERE PEOPLE WHO ALSO THOUGHT IT WAS JUST ANOTHER "WOKE BULLS**T"!!

CI SONO BLOCCHI E BLOCCHI

 

STROMBOLI: did you hear that? a very rich human, today, has blocked a whole city just to celebrate his wedding!

ETNA: so what? If I want, I can block cities, airports and regions by remaining a single and living on bread and onions!

LIFTING

 

IT'S NOT BECAUSE I WANT THE ACCESS TO MY TOP PROHIBITED, DURING THE ERUPTIONS, BUT .....

... HAVING HERE 1000 PEOPLE PER DAY TAKING PHOTOS WHILE I AM DOING MY FACE LIFTING IT'S A BIT BOTHERING, YOU KNOW. DON'T I HAVE MY RIGHT TO PRIVACY?

(well, if you are a VIP....no!)

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STOP FAKE NEWS! --vignetta 1

 

ANCHE I PICCOLI VULCANI VOGLIONO CONTRIBUIRE A FERMARE LA DIFFUSIONE INCONTROLLATA DELLE FAKE NEWS. Per questo usciranno di tanto in tanto vignette su questo tema. Iniziamo con Stromboli...

ALSO THE LITTLE VOLCANOES WILL FIGHT AGAINST FAKE NEWS ON THE WEB, so sometimes our cartoons will talk about that subject. Stromboli starts now, by dismantling the fake news about him being a "dwarf" ....! Go see what's underwater (he's got a mouth too!)!!!

SCRUPOLI

 

stromboli---IS IT GOOD for us to let people have fun, while there are slaughters and horror in the world? 

etna ---the right question, dwarfy, is.... WHY DOES A CARTOON HAVE THESE MORAL DOUBTS AND THOSE WHO CAUSE THE SLAUGHTERS AND HORRORS IN THE WORLD, INSTEAD, DO NOT?

BASTA SCIE SOLFOROSE!!!

 

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Trump: Hey, volcana, why are you spreading in the air sulfur dioxide like that? don't you know in America we decided all chemical trails are outlaw? As soon as Florida makes the law you will be arrested. Then we'll make the same law for all USA, then we'll make the same law for Europe, then... 

ETNA: Then you go suck a big plum, you and the whole place where you belong!

BATTERI FORTI E TURBO-VULCANI

 

THIS IS A CARTOON ONLY IN ITALIAN

about a scientific-medical subject which today is

a very BIG problem, in Italy: super-bacteria.

MBARE, PIDDAVERU...?

 

KILAUEA - Make Kilauea Great Again... see? I made a super lava fountain, 300 meters high!

ETNA - Geez, mate... rrrreally? (showing its over-1000 meters high fountain of year 2021) Am I supposed to say "bravo"??