VULComics - by graziaM
venerdì 21 marzo 2025
MBARE, PIDDAVERU...?
giovedì 13 marzo 2025
UOMINI E VULCANI
ETNA - So, Italy is that wonderful place where they've been building inside volcanoes for centuries... rejecting anti-seismic policies for decades ... and then, when drama happens, they give all the fault to scientists!
STROMBOLI - Or to volcanoes!
ETNA - Right!
VESUVIUS (neapolitan accent) - Hey, you, don't blame the people. Geology did not exist 300 years ago, and they did not know, while building, that me and Campi Flegrei were such bastard guys!
ETNA - But now they know, and politics don't let the people trust science, and leave them ignorant! Remember... in the 1970s they were planning to build hotels in my caldera....
STROMBOLI - and in the 1980s tourists would camp on the edge of my crater!
VESUVIUS - I know, humans are stupid... but you must live with them.
ETNA - And we want to! But they also must learn how to live with us volcanoes and accept risks.
STROMBOLI - It's either you accept and adapt to this environment, or you go and move to the Vanuatu Islands (- in sicilian- which would be much better!)
sabato 8 marzo 2025
LA CURA...A OVEST!
lunedì 17 febbraio 2025
CHE LINGUA LUNGA... COSA ASSAGGERAI?
martedì 11 febbraio 2025
TU NON SEI NORMALE (O FORSE SI...)
domenica 2 febbraio 2025
DAZI VULCANICI
TRADUZIONE PER CHI NON CAPISCE IL SICILIANO E/O L'ITALIANO TRUMPIANO!!!
ITA
TRUMP - HEY VULCANA, GUAI A TE SE MANDI LA TUA LURIDA CENERE SULLA MIA BASE DI SIGONELLA. E' PRODOTTO ITALIANO SU TERRITORIO AMERICANO, SE LO FAI TI FACCIO PAGARE UN DAZIO MOLTO SALATO.
ETNA - COMPARE... INNANZI TUTTO, ABBASSA QUEL DITO. POI, SMETTILA DI URLARE CHE NON SIAMO ALLA PESCHERIA. IO LA MIA CENERE LA BUTTO DOVE MI PARE, SE VUOI IL DAZIO TE LO PAGO...............
...........MA TE LO PAGO CON LA MIA MONETA, LE BOMBE VULCANICHE. E SE TI MANDO LA PIU' PICCOLA POI PER TROVARTI DEVONO USARE IL MICROSCOPIO NUCLEARE, PENSA CON LA PIU' GROSSA. CHE DOBBIAMO FARE??
TRUMP - EHM... PENSO CHE TORNERO' NEGLI USA COL PRIMO AEREO. ADDIO, CAPO!
ETNA - BRAVO, TORNATENE ALLA FIERA.
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ENGL
TRUMP --- HEY VOLCANA, BEWARE IF YOU SEND YOUR FILTHY ASHES TO MY BASE IN SIGONELLA. IT IS AN ITALIAN PRODUCT ON AMERICAN TERRITORY, IF YOU DO THAT I WILL MAKE YOU PAY A VERY HEAVY DUTY.
ETNA --- WELL, MATE ... FIRST OF ALL, LOW THAT FINGER DOWN. THEN, STOP SCREAMING SINCE WE ARE NOT AT THE FISH MARKET. I WILL THROW MY ASHES WHEREVER I WANT, IF I MUST PAY THE DUTY I WILL PAY ...............
...........BUT I WILL USE MY OWN CURRENCY, THAT IS... THE VOLCANIC BOMBS. AND IF I THROW THE SMALLEST ONE ON YOUR HEAD THEN THEY'LL HAVE TO USE THE NUCLEAR MICROSCOPE TO FIND YOU, GO FIGURE WHAT HAPPENS WITH THE BIGGER ONE. SO??? WHAT SHOULD WE DO??
TRUMP - UH... I THINK I'LL GO BACK TO THE USA ON THE FIRST PLANE. GOODBYE, BOSS!
ETNA - GOOD BOY, GO BACK TO THE FAIR.
domenica 26 gennaio 2025
NO RULES
mercoledì 22 gennaio 2025
CODICE DI BENVENUTO
mercoledì 8 gennaio 2025
MARSILI, NON C'E' BISOGNO DI TE...
- Ok, let's get out of the sea and see if....
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- Nope... they DEFINITELY don't need me. With those guys around, they will destroy themselves in a very short time....
lunedì 25 novembre 2024
25 NOV -- NO VIOLENCE DAY
venerdì 22 novembre 2024
L'ISLANDESE CATTIVO
MBARE, PIDDAVERU...?
KILAUEA - Make Kilauea Great Again... see? I made a super lava fountain, 300 meters high! ETNA - Geez, mate... rrrreally? (showing its ov...

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