25 NOV -- NO VIOLENCE DAY

 

NOVEMBER 25....NO GENDER VIOLENCE DAY

What does it mean?

You must never hit or touch a lady, not even with a flower.

(STROMBOLI: did you see her? if I only try to touch her hard, she will throw me in the deep of the Marianas Trench!)

But it also means you must not insult nor mock your dwarfy friend only because he is shorty and a bit ugly....

and you must respect: little volcanoes that smell of sulphure, volcanoes that sleep or are extincts.... and respect fragile people, weak men, gay&lesbians, people with handicap and so on....

L'ISLANDESE CATTIVO

 

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- Etna: how can you do that? If I only try, my people will make me regret being born. Your people don't say anything at all?

Icelandic Volcano: People...? WHAT people? hahahahaah😈

CLIMATE CHANGE

 

(NICE PANTIES, ETNA....UHM...!)

WHERE DID THEY FIND SUCH ENORMOUS LEAVES???

BASTA FACEBOOK .....?

 

STROMBOLI: Open my page again!!

CARTOONIST: It was not your page, it was MINE.

STROMBOLI: But all my followers were there...

CARTOONIST: Well, if they're brave enough to like you they'll follow you everywhere. Don't they like this much quieter Instagram?

STROMBOLI : You don't get it... I MUST have pages and followers everywhere in the world. You should open a Telegram page...

CART. : So to share it with mafia bosses and terrorists? No thanks

STROMB. : Then.......try Tinder? Youp*rn?

CART. : I won't even answer!

STROMB.: Linkedin, Quora... anything... give me some hope!!

CART.: Go on the facebook and open your own page, if you care!

STROMB.: ok, fine. So ... username... password...

ETNA : Have you noticed that I, the real queen-character of that cartoon page, don't say a word???

LA TINTURA SBAGLIATA

 

WHEN YOU DYE YOUR HAIR AND YOU MAKE A MISTAKE... 

AND YOU HAVE TO HIDE... 

AND IT MAKES YOU F**KING PISSED OFF!!!

LA STELLA CADENTE... ANZI NO!

 

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Stromboli: - Make me become much higher than Etna!

Marsili:    - Help me to come out of the sea and become a God!

ETNA:    - Uuuhmm... sorry to disappoint you, but... the Atlas is a comet, not a falling star. It will never "fall" and your wishes will never come true. Waste of time, mates!!!

BRODU CAURUUU !

 

(*) BRODU CAURU = brodo caldo

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EVERY TIME MT ETNA'S SOUTH EAST CRATER SNEEKS...

People:   yeeeeh, yahooo, yaaayyyy.... eruptioooon, paroxiiiism, fiiiire, lavaaaa

Etna:      just a coooold, maybe a fluuu, vitameeeeens, warm brooooth !!!

LA PAUSA DEI CILIEGI IN FIORE

 

WHEN ETNA IS TAKING A LONG BREAK ... AND A POOR CARTOONIST HAS NO IDEAS FOR HER DRAWINGS ... NOTHING TO TALK ABOUT BUT BLOOMING CHERRY TREES!!!

ETNA:  - CHERRY TREES ARE NOT BLOOMING IN THIS SEASON...

CARTOONIST: - YES ... ALSO, IN FACT... !

IL CANTO DELLE DONNE

 

STROMBOLI & VULCANO: we don't have a mouth, yet we can talk, sing and roar... how dare you, humans, force someone who has a mouth to silence?

STROMBOLI: Go sister! Scream out loud! Sing for them! Sing in their name!

ETNA SINGS FOR THE WOMEN OF AFGHANISTAN....

A RECENT LAW OF THE TALIBAN GOVERNMENT PROHIBITS ALL WOMEN, INCLUDING LITTLE GIRLS, FROM SINGING OR EVEN TALKING OUTSIDE THEIR HOME.

SFIGHISSIMAAAA !!!!

 

WHEN you look around... and all is calm....everyone is asleep ... so finally it's time FOR YOU, STROMBOLI "THE BEAST", to be the main and only protagonist!

But suddenly ...

There the great Icelandic volcano goes back on eruption again!!

Oh noooo!!! Game over!!!

SE MI SEGUITE SU INSTAGRAM ... if you follow me on IG

 

THE STUPID CARTOONIST MADE ANOTHER MESS WITH INSTAGRAM ... SO THE PAGE YOU WERE FOLLOWING Vulcomics ON THE "IG" IS NOW "FREEZED". I CANNOT ENTER AND USE IT ANYMORE... SO WHILE WAITING TO HAVE ANOTHER ONE (IF EVER ....) JUST FOLLOW THE VOLCANOES HERE, OR ON THE FACEBOOK.

IF YOU LIKE.