LA STELLA CADENTE... ANZI NO!

 

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Stromboli: - Make me become much higher than Etna!

Marsili:    - Help me to come out of the sea and become a God!

ETNA:    - Uuuhmm... sorry to disappoint you, but... the Atlas is a comet, not a falling star. It will never "fall" and your wishes will never come true. Waste of time, mates!!!

BRODU CAURUUU !

 

(*) BRODU CAURU = brodo caldo

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EVERY TIME MT ETNA'S SOUTH EAST CRATER SNEEKS...

People:   yeeeeh, yahooo, yaaayyyy.... eruptioooon, paroxiiiism, fiiiire, lavaaaa

Etna:      just a coooold, maybe a fluuu, vitameeeeens, warm brooooth !!!

LA PAUSA DEI CILIEGI IN FIORE

 

WHEN ETNA IS TAKING A LONG BREAK ... AND A POOR CARTOONIST HAS NO IDEAS FOR HER DRAWINGS ... NOTHING TO TALK ABOUT BUT BLOOMING CHERRY TREES!!!

ETNA:  - CHERRY TREES ARE NOT BLOOMING IN THIS SEASON...

CARTOONIST: - YES ... ALSO, IN FACT... !

IL CANTO DELLE DONNE

 

STROMBOLI & VULCANO: we don't have a mouth, yet we can talk, sing and roar... how dare you, humans, force someone who has a mouth to silence?

STROMBOLI: Go sister! Scream out loud! Sing for them! Sing in their name!

ETNA SINGS FOR THE WOMEN OF AFGHANISTAN....

A RECENT LAW OF THE TALIBAN GOVERNMENT PROHIBITS ALL WOMEN, INCLUDING LITTLE GIRLS, FROM SINGING OR EVEN TALKING OUTSIDE THEIR HOME.

SFIGHISSIMAAAA !!!!

 

WHEN you look around... and all is calm....everyone is asleep ... so finally it's time FOR YOU, STROMBOLI "THE BEAST", to be the main and only protagonist!

But suddenly ...

There the great Icelandic volcano goes back on eruption again!!

Oh noooo!!! Game over!!!

SE MI SEGUITE SU INSTAGRAM ... if you follow me on IG

 

THE STUPID CARTOONIST MADE ANOTHER MESS WITH INSTAGRAM ... SO THE PAGE YOU WERE FOLLOWING Vulcomics ON THE "IG" IS NOW "FREEZED". I CANNOT ENTER AND USE IT ANYMORE... SO WHILE WAITING TO HAVE ANOTHER ONE (IF EVER ....) JUST FOLLOW THE VOLCANOES HERE, OR ON THE FACEBOOK.

IF YOU LIKE.

VULCANETTI SANITARI (che non vuol dire "cessi"!!)

 A VOLTE I VULCANI SERVONO ANCHE A ISTRUIRE SU TEMI IMPORTANTI, COME LA SCIENZA  E - IN QUESTO CASO - I VACCINI.

LE VIGNETTE DI QUESTO TIPO SONO SEGNALATE IN ROSSO.

SE SEI CONTRO... NON LE LEGGERE. 

MA SE LE LEGGI, MALE NON TI FA.😁

LE FIGURINE

 

WHEN VOLCANOES PLAY STICKERS WITH THE FACEBOOK COMMENTS PEOPLE LEAVE UNDER SOME ERUPTION PHOTOS.

- "YOU DAMNED VOLCANO"?        - I DON'T HAVE IT    - I DO.

- "STOP BOTHERING WITH ASH?"   - I HAVE IT.          - SO DO I. WHAT ABOUT "PACK

                                                                                                YOUR BAGS AND LEAVE"?

- I HAVE IT DOUBLE!           

- DOES ANYONE HAVE: "IT'S GOD'S 

  PUNISHMENT" OR "SAVE US, LORD"?

- I DON'T.                       - I HAVE THEM. I WILL GIVE THEM TO YOU IF YOU

                                          SWAP WITH "I KNOW YOU USED PHOTOSHOP"!

- DO YOU HAVE "SAME LAVA FOUNTAINS AS YESTERDAY"?

- I DO  .... - SO DO I

- "I HATE YOU"?

- I HAVE IT .... - SO DO I

- "YOU WILL COLLAPSE AND CAUSE TSUNAMI?"

- I HAVE IT .... - NO I DON'T...

AL MIO SEGNALE .........

 

AT MY SIGNAL.... UNLEASH THE FERTILIZEEEER !!!!

IL MODELLO EDUCATIVO

 

🇬🇧 they are wondering how come a TV fiction that, 2 years ago, caused the super fire that destroyed Stromboli be pointed as an "example of education to high level risk" !

Then, what will the volcanologists 20-year job be pointed for??

If this tv series "educates to risk", then - Stromboli says - Vulcano can be invited as a perfume expert at Chanel's !

COME TI FREGA NONNO "NEC"

 

NEC (north east crater) - HERE, KIDDOS... THIS IS HOW YOU SHOULD DO IN ORDER TO NOT BOTHER HUMANS. ONE PUFF EVERY NOW AND THEN ...

NOT ALL THOSE LAVA FOUNTAINS, THOSE HIGH PLUMES WITH QUINTALS OF ASH...AND THEN THEY HATE YOU. LET'S DO THINGS WITH CALM, AND SMARTNESS.

LIIIIKE THAT... ONE PUFF EVERY NOW AND THEN. YOU STILL THROW ASHES EVERYWHERE, BUT HUMANS WON'T REALIZE THAT AND THEY WILL BE HAPPY AND WON'T START TALKING NONSENSE ON THE SOCIALS! -

South East and Voragine Craters - OH GREAT, GRANDPA! WE HAVE SO MUCH TO LEARN, FROM YOU...!