LIFTING

 

IT'S NOT BECAUSE I WANT THE ACCESS TO MY TOP PROHIBITED, DURING THE ERUPTIONS, BUT .....

... HAVING HERE 1000 PEOPLE PER DAY TAKING PHOTOS WHILE I AM DOING MY FACE LIFTING IT'S A BIT BOTHERING, YOU KNOW. DON'T I HAVE MY RIGHT TO PRIVACY?

(well, if you are a VIP....no!)

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STOP FAKE NEWS! --vignetta 1

 

ANCHE I PICCOLI VULCANI VOGLIONO CONTRIBUIRE A FERMARE LA DIFFUSIONE INCONTROLLATA DELLE FAKE NEWS. Per questo usciranno di tanto in tanto vignette su questo tema. Iniziamo con Stromboli...

ALSO THE LITTLE VOLCANOES WILL FIGHT AGAINST FAKE NEWS ON THE WEB, so sometimes our cartoons will talk about that subject. Stromboli starts now, by dismantling the fake news about him being a "dwarf" ....! Go see what's underwater (he's got a mouth too!)!!!

SCRUPOLI

 

stromboli---IS IT GOOD for us to let people have fun, while there are slaughters and horror in the world? 

etna ---the right question, dwarfy, is.... WHY DOES A CARTOON HAVE THESE MORAL DOUBTS AND THOSE WHO CAUSE THE SLAUGHTERS AND HORRORS IN THE WORLD, INSTEAD, DO NOT?

BASTA SCIE SOLFOROSE!!!

 

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Trump: Hey, volcana, why are you spreading in the air sulfur dioxide like that? don't you know in America we decided all chemical trails are outlaw? As soon as Florida makes the law you will be arrested. Then we'll make the same law for all USA, then we'll make the same law for Europe, then... 

ETNA: Then you go suck a big plum, you and the whole place where you belong!

BATTERI FORTI E TURBO-VULCANI

 

THIS IS A CARTOON ONLY IN ITALIAN

about a scientific-medical subject which today is

a very BIG problem, in Italy: super-bacteria.

MBARE, PIDDAVERU...?

 

KILAUEA - Make Kilauea Great Again... see? I made a super lava fountain, 300 meters high!

ETNA - Geez, mate... rrrreally? (showing its over-1000 meters high fountain of year 2021) Am I supposed to say "bravo"??

UOMINI E VULCANI

 

ETNA - So, Italy is that wonderful place where they've been building inside volcanoes for centuries... rejecting anti-seismic policies for decades ... and then, when drama happens, they give all the fault to scientists!

STROMBOLI - Or to volcanoes!

ETNA - Right!

VESUVIUS (neapolitan accent) - Hey, you, don't blame the people. Geology did not exist 300 years ago, and they did not know, while building, that me and Campi Flegrei were such bastard guys!

ETNA - But now they know, and politics don't let the people trust science, and leave them ignorant! Remember... in the 1970s they were planning to build hotels in my caldera....

STROMBOLI - and in the 1980s tourists would camp on the edge of my crater!

VESUVIUS - I know, humans are stupid... but you must live with them.

ETNA - And we want to! But they also must learn how to live with us volcanoes and accept risks.

STROMBOLI - It's either you accept and adapt to this environment, or you go and move to the Vanuatu Islands (- in sicilian- which would be much better!)

LA CURA...A OVEST!

 

CON LA SUA PRESENZA L'ETNA PROTEGGE IL FIANCO OVEST DALLE TEMPESTE DI MARE.......A EST INVECE PIOVE SEMPRE.

Mount Etna - which protects the western towns from sea storms, while in the east we always have rain - is singing Franco Battiato's song LA CURA because she loves very much the people of the west. But ... what about us, in the east???

CHE LINGUA LUNGA... COSA ASSAGGERAI?

 

E' UN PO' INDECISA, LA   AIUTATE...?😅😅

🇬🇧 Etna is confused about her dinner... will she "taste" Bronte's pistachios? Prickle-pears' jam in Adrano? Or pasta with wild vegetables as they do it in Biancavilla ?

TU NON SEI NORMALE (O FORSE SI...)

 

ETNA -- DWARFY, YOU ARE NOT NORMAL AT ALL, YOU KNOW THAT?

STROMBOLI SHOWS A BIG SAYING WHICH READS:

SOME HUMANS DO:

Believe in chemtrails, spend life looking for dead people from "sudden strokes",believe vaccinations have killed over 40 mill people, believe in "super tumors",believe in flat Earth, believe their political rivals are all pedophiles, believe Egyptians were aliens, believe that drinking bleach is the best cure, believe the Pope is the devil ....................... they can elect criminals as presidents, can believe it is normal to deport 2 million people, can deny the Shoah, believe Putin is a peace-maker, think judges are terroritst and doctors are killers, think volcanoes erupt because the wind blows, think wars can bring democracy and are "in God's name"..........

ETNA --- DWARFY, I DO APOLOGIZE!

DAZI VULCANICI

 

TRADUZIONE PER CHI NON CAPISCE IL SICILIANO E/O L'ITALIANO TRUMPIANO!!!

ITA

TRUMP  - HEY VULCANA, GUAI A TE SE MANDI LA TUA LURIDA CENERE SULLA MIA BASE DI SIGONELLA. E' PRODOTTO ITALIANO SU TERRITORIO AMERICANO, SE LO FAI TI FACCIO PAGARE UN DAZIO MOLTO SALATO.

ETNA - COMPARE... INNANZI TUTTO, ABBASSA QUEL DITO. POI, SMETTILA DI URLARE CHE NON SIAMO ALLA PESCHERIA. IO LA MIA CENERE LA BUTTO DOVE MI PARE, SE VUOI IL DAZIO TE LO PAGO...............

...........MA TE LO PAGO CON LA MIA MONETA, LE BOMBE VULCANICHE. E SE TI MANDO LA PIU' PICCOLA POI PER TROVARTI DEVONO USARE IL MICROSCOPIO NUCLEARE, PENSA CON LA PIU' GROSSA. CHE DOBBIAMO FARE??

TRUMP - EHM... PENSO CHE TORNERO' NEGLI USA COL PRIMO AEREO. ADDIO, CAPO!

ETNA - BRAVO, TORNATENE ALLA FIERA.

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ENGL

TRUMP --- HEY VOLCANA,  BEWARE IF YOU SEND YOUR FILTHY ASHES TO MY BASE IN SIGONELLA. IT IS AN ITALIAN PRODUCT ON AMERICAN TERRITORY, IF YOU DO THAT I WILL MAKE YOU PAY A VERY HEAVY DUTY.

ETNA --- WELL, MATE ... FIRST OF ALL, LOW THAT FINGER DOWN. THEN, STOP SCREAMING SINCE WE ARE NOT AT THE FISH MARKET. I WILL THROW MY ASHES WHEREVER I WANT, IF I MUST PAY THE DUTY I WILL PAY ...............

...........BUT I WILL USE MY OWN CURRENCY, THAT IS... THE VOLCANIC BOMBS. AND IF I THROW THE SMALLEST ONE ON YOUR HEAD THEN THEY'LL HAVE TO USE THE NUCLEAR MICROSCOPE TO FIND YOU, GO FIGURE WHAT HAPPENS WITH THE BIGGER ONE.  SO??? WHAT SHOULD WE DO??

TRUMP - UH... I THINK I'LL GO BACK TO THE USA ON THE FIRST PLANE. GOODBYE, BOSS!

ETNA - GOOD BOY, GO BACK TO THE FAIR.