PADRE, PERDONA LORO ...

  STROMBOLI:   -- At last, you September tourists! Since Etna's gone back to sleep, now you can enjoy my greatness ! TOURISTS:    -- Are...

  • Tutti pronti per un San Valentino Vulcanico?
    -- It all starts with Valentines Day. You take her out for a sulphur drink, then come the dycos... the explosions together. -- And then ...
  • PADRE, PERDONA LORO ...
      STROMBOLI:   -- At last, you September tourists! Since Etna's gone back to sleep, now you can enjoy my greatness ! TOURISTS:    -- Are...
  • SILENCE, PLEASE!
      ME:  SO, WHAT IS THIS SILENCE, SUDDENLY? .......... DON'T YOU HAVE ANYTHING TO SAY AT ALL? ETNA: ARE YOU SURE YOU REALLY WANT ME TO ...
  • SUPER... ILLUSIONE (ma siamo proprio sicuri??)
      - HERE IT GOES... A NEW ERUPTION... GO! GO! - YES... YES... COME ON... YEEESS - YAAAAAAAAZZZZZ - NOOOOOOOOUUUUHHHHH!!! (sorry, it was just...
  • GO WEST, YOU PIONEER !!!
      MOUNT ETNA IS SLOWLY -- VERY VERY VERY SLOWLY! -- MOVING WEST. LIKE A PIONEER... SHE MIGHT REACH, IN A FEW MILLION YEARS, THE SICANI MOUN...