VULCAN-FLUID !

 

- SEE, THE ITALIAN PRIME MINISTER GIORGIA MELONI ? SHE WANTS THE PEOPLE TO CALL HER "MISTER PRIME MINISTER" AND NOT "MRS."

- SO ?

- SO... WHAT ABOUT YOU WHO PRETEND TO BE CALLED "LADY VOLCANO"? YOU ARE JUST A VOLCANO.

- I AM WHAT I AM AND I WANT TO BE CALLED AS I LIKE IT.

- SHAME ON YOU ... YOU STILL USE THESE OLD FEMINIST IDEAS! THE WORLD IS FLUID, TAKE THE EXAMPLE OF THIS CONSERVATIVE LADY. WHAT IS MALE? WHAT IS FEMALE? GENDER DOES NOT MATTER... IT JUST MATTERS WHAT YOU ARE.

- WELL ... uhmmm....I THINK YOU ARE RIGHT, AFTER ALL ... YOU "MISS DWARF"!!!

DOLCISSIMO NANO.... !!

 

- WE HAVE KNOWN EACH OTHER FOR AGES, AND YOU NEVER SENT ME A "SWEET LETTER" LIKE THE ONE PUTIN WROTE TO SILVIO BERLUSCONI... shame on you!

- WELL, I USUALLY SEND SOME NICE PYROCLASTIC FLOW AND SOME VERY SWEET MICRO-TSUNAMI. ISN'T IT ENOUGH?   (ah! women!!!)

SISTEMI COLLEGATI ............. AL TRAM!

 

MOUNT ETNA AND STROMBOLI ARE TWO CONNECTED VOLCANIC SYSTEM, IN FACT AS ONE OF THE TWO ERUPTS, THE OTHER ONE ....

... UHM... WELL, IT SLEEPS!.........OK BUT NOT FOR LONG. NOW, LOOK HOW IT STARTS ERUPTING ....

(...........)

OK, MAYBE THEY ARE NOT THOROUGHLY CONNECTED ... NOPE, THEY ARE NOT. THEY DEFINITELY ARE NOT! (shame on me!!!)