COMPLOTTISTI NE ABBIAMO ?

 

PEOPLE:  -- OH LOOK!!! A CHEMICAL STRIPE.... AND IT IS BLACK TOO!!

ETNA:  -- NAAAH, IT'S JUST THE ASH I THROW IN THE AIR

PEOPLE AT ETNA: -- OH MYYYY.... IT IS SOROS, AND HE IS LARGER AND FATTER THAN WE THOUGHT

STROMBOLI: -- IT'S NOT SOROS... IT'S A VOLCANO (AND NOT SO ACTIVE RECENTLY)

PEOPLE AT STROMBOLI: --- AAAARGHH... A VACCINE!!! LET'S RUN AWAY!!!

PUBBLICO INDISCRETO

 

NOW, TELL ME THIS .... DO YOU ALSO HAVE A WHOLE PUBLIC TAKING PHOTOS OF

 YOU, EVERY TIME YOU'VE GOT A FURIOUS HEADACHE ???