PEOPLE: -- OH LOOK!!! A CHEMICAL STRIPE.... AND IT IS BLACK TOO!!
ETNA: -- NAAAH, IT'S JUST THE ASH I THROW IN THE AIR
PEOPLE AT ETNA: -- OH MYYYY.... IT IS SOROS, AND HE IS LARGER AND FATTER THAN WE THOUGHT
STROMBOLI: -- IT'S NOT SOROS... IT'S A VOLCANO (AND NOT SO ACTIVE RECENTLY)
PEOPLE AT STROMBOLI: --- AAAARGHH... A VACCINE!!! LET'S RUN AWAY!!!
