AMORE NON CORRISPOSTO

  ETNA LOVES US SO VERY MUCH.... SHE DOESN'T WANT US TO LEAVE!!!!

  • MAI COME TRUMP
      VOLCANO MARSILI -- I want the Thyrrenian Sea! I need it for my private security!! ETNA -- Did you hear it? STROMBOLI -- Yeah... YUK! he sp...
  • L'INFLUENCER SULL'ETNA CHE SCOTTA!
      NON VOGLIO FARE I NOMI DI QUESTE DUE DISGUSTOSE PERSONE, NON SI MERITANO NESSUNA FAMA, VI BASTI SAPERE CHE - NELLA REALTA' - LE SNOB M...
  • BONUS BABY CRATERE
      WHERE HAVE ALL THOSE BIRTH CONTROL POLICIES GONE? ARE YOU AIMING AT ONE OF THOSE "LARGE FAMILY ECONOMIC PRIZE", PERHAPS....?
  • GLI UMANI NON VANNO VIA
      HUMANS? THEY WON'T GO AWAY. NEVER! NO MATTER HOW MUCH ASH YOU THROW, HOW MANY ERUPTION... LOOK AT VESUVIUS! HE DID THE BEST, THE WORST...
  • Populismi di sabbia
      WHAT? THE AFRICAN SAND IS INVADING SICILY...? NO MIGRANTS! WE WANT ITALIAN SAND FIRST. GO ETNA, COVER US ALL !!