KILAUEA - Make Kilauea Great Again... see? I made a super lava fountain, 300 meters high!
ETNA - Geez, mate... rrrreally? (showing its over-1000 meters high fountain of year 2021) Am I supposed to say "bravo"??
LIFTING
IT'S NOT BECAUSE I WANT THE ACCESS TO MY TOP PROHIBITED, DURING THE ERUPTIONS, BUT ..... ... HAVING HERE 1000 PEOPLE PER DAY TAKING PH...
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SEASON OF FIRES AGAIN, AND IT IS NOT THE SUN'S FAULT. Etna is planning to make a great eruption so to solve the human problem right aw... -
-- WHAT DOES THE NEW ISRAELI CRISIS TELL US, DWARF? -- IF YOU ARE NOT A VOLCANO, IF YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO MAKE THINGS EXPLODE WITHOUT ... -
- OHMYGOOOOD... HOW CAN YOU LIVE IN SUCH A DANGEROUS PLACE AS A VOLCANOOO? - WELL, ASK HIM HOW CAN HE LIVE IN A STUPID BIG CITY, FULL OF ... -
WHAT ABOUT THE NEW VARIANT? NO, NOT COVID. THE NEW "DWARFY VARIANT" MAKING ETNA LOOK VERY MUCH LIKE STROMBOLI. -
- LET'S FLY TO NEW AND UNKNOWN UNIVERSES! - GOODBYE, GREAT PIERO ANGELA (*) ... THANK YOU FOR CONSIDERING THE "DWARFY" ...