KILAUEA - Make Kilauea Great Again... see? I made a super lava fountain, 300 meters high!
ETNA - Geez, mate... rrrreally? (showing its over-1000 meters high fountain of year 2021) Am I supposed to say "bravo"??
PREGHIERA INFINITA
ETNA: << UHM, LISTEN... ALL THOSE WHO STARTED PRAYING GOD, LAST YEAR, ASKING HIM TO STOP THE DROUGHT, IN SICILY ... WELL...COULD YO...
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ETNA: << UHM, LISTEN... ALL THOSE WHO STARTED PRAYING GOD, LAST YEAR, ASKING HIM TO STOP THE DROUGHT, IN SICILY ... WELL...COULD YO... -
WHAT? THE AFRICAN SAND IS INVADING SICILY...? NO MIGRANTS! WE WANT ITALIAN SAND FIRST. GO ETNA, COVER US ALL !! -
- NAAH...HAVEN'T DECIDED WHO WILL I VOTE FOR, YET. I'D LIKE TO SEE A FEMALE RULING, THOUGH! - WELL, I AM A FEMALE AND I'VE BEE... -
WHAT WILL STROMBOLI DO WITH ALL THE ASH FROM THE BIG FIRE THAT ALMOST DESTROYED THE ISLAND? HE WILL GIVE IT TO ETNA, AND SHE WILL GIVE IT ... -
ETNA: oh oh oh, merry christmas STROMBOLI: it's almost Easter! Maybe you are happy with this eternal snow, but in the meantime Spring ...